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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(b) Waiting to take off
(c) Greeting people at the other end
(d) Driving to the airport

2. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
(a) Driving tests
(b) IQ tests
(c) Physical tests
(d) All tests

3. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?
(a) An answering machine
(b) A cell phone
(c) A pepper spray
(d) A gun

4. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His job
(b) His clothes
(c) His wallet
(d) His humor

5. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Gift certificate
(c) Ashtray
(d) Paper weight

6. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Feeling drunk
(b) Being naked
(c) Feeling deflated
(d) Being turned away

7. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to borrow them
(b) People want to smell them
(c) No one would steal them
(d) No one wants to see them

8. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A social worker
(b) A counselor
(c) A comedian
(d) A talkshow host

9. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
(a) Writing a novel
(b) Your parents
(c) Your best friends
(d) Filming a movie

10. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Beer stains
(b) Rain
(c) The snow
(d) Food stains

11. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?
(a) The tardis
(b) A cooler
(c) An apartment
(d) A school cupboard

12. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Hotel stores
(b) Diamond stores
(c) Theme park stores
(d) Airport stores

13. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Pretty ugly
(b) Fumble
(c) Nightcap
(d) Tumbleweed

14. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Drinking
(b) His humor
(c) Exercise
(d) Smoking

15. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Dating
(b) Stand up
(c) Sex
(d) Buying a dog

Short Answer Questions

1. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?

2. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

3. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?

4. What is male friendship conditional on?

5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

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