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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say old people have to continuously look for?
(a) Boxes
(b) Their Teeth
(c) Their mind
(d) Dogs

2. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A dinner date
(b) An office date
(c) A blind date
(d) A foreign date

3. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The government
(b) Prison
(c) A dog pound
(d) The mafia

4. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A talkshow host
(b) A counselor
(c) A comedian
(d) A social worker

5. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) I love you
(b) The right thing
(c) You fibber
(d) The wrong thing

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

2. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?

3. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

4. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?

5. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?

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