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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A comedian
(b) A social worker
(c) A talkshow host
(d) A counselor

2. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Coupons
(b) Pens
(c) Photographs
(d) Letters

3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) People never listen to it
(b) Other people have to be helped
(c) The criminal could get away
(d) People know it from TV

4. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) They are too long
(b) Their windows are tinted
(c) They always go too slowly
(d) You never see anyone get in or out

5. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Airport stores
(b) Hotel stores
(c) Theme park stores
(d) Diamond stores

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?

2. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

3. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

4. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?

5. Which of the following things did Seinfeld's parents fight over in the car?

(see the answer key)

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