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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?
(a) An answering machine
(b) A pepper spray
(c) A cell phone
(d) A gun

2. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Lesbians
(b) Homophobes
(c) Wife beaters
(d) Homosexual

3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His pajamas
(b) His baseball shirt
(c) His suit
(d) His tracksuit

4. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Food
(b) Women
(c) Clothes
(d) Drink

5. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?
(a) A mouse
(b) A cat
(c) A dog
(d) A parakeet

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

2. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?

3. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?

4. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?

5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

(see the answer key)

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