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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is worse than paying your taxes?
(a) Not paying taxes
(b) Doing your taxes
(c) Hiring an accountant
(d) Nothing

2. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) Money
(b) Beer
(c) Favors
(d) A joke

3. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The drunk passengers
(b) The pilot
(c) The noisy children
(d) The flight attendants

4. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Handcuffing people
(b) Interviewing people
(c) Giving people tickets
(d) Telling people what to do

5. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?
(a) An apartment
(b) A school cupboard
(c) The tardis
(d) A cooler

Short Answer Questions

1. What job does Seinfeld say he would like to have?

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

3. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?

4. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?

5. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

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