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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) TV screen
(b) Food
(c) Seats
(d) Delays
2. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Letters
(b) Coupons
(c) Photographs
(d) Pens
3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It is boring
(b) It looks ugly
(c) There are better things to do
(d) They is no real reason for it
4. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) A joke
(b) Favors
(c) Beer
(d) Money
5. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Cook for him
(b) Paralyze him
(c) Suffocate him
(d) Take away his freedom
Short Answer Questions
1. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
2. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
3. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
4. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
5. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
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