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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Lesbians
(b) Homophobes
(c) Homosexual
(d) Wife beaters

2. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Make a joke
(b) Snarl
(c) Run with the food cart
(d) Wake up a passenger

3. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His wallet
(b) His humor
(c) His job
(d) His clothes

4. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Frightening and thoughtless
(b) Unattractive and boring
(c) Smelly and noisy
(d) Talkative and ugly

5. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Cancer
(b) Choking
(c) Strokes
(d) Heart attacks

Short Answer Questions

1. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

2. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?

3. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

4. What job does Seinfeld say he would like to have?

5. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?

(see the answer key)

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