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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Use your cell phones safely
(b) Board the plane orderly
(c) Make a connecting flight
(d) Put on a life jacket

2. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To dinner
(b) To a zoo
(c) To the movies
(d) To a park

3. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?
(a) Big
(b) Compact
(c) Flimsy
(d) Small

4. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) You have to listen to it
(b) Someone wants something
(c) Someone who thinks they are funny
(d) You have to delete it

5. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her sense of fun
(b) Her clothes
(c) Her looks
(d) Her humor

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

2. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?

3. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

4. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?

5. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

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