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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(b) The ones that tell you not to smoke
(c) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(d) The ones that tell you not to flush

2. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Soldiers
(b) Fireman
(c) Bums
(d) Policeman

3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) They is no real reason for it
(b) There are better things to do
(c) It looks ugly
(d) It is boring

4. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(a) Dry cleaning
(b) Dishwashers
(c) Aliens
(d) Nice people

5. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
(a) Driving
(b) Flying
(c) Walking
(d) Running

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?

2. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?

3. What is the title of this chapter?

4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

5. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?

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