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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your teeth
(b) Your smell
(c) Your clothes
(d) Your hair

2. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Teeth
(b) Heart
(c) Tonsils
(d) Plastic

3. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They think they are ugly
(b) They never know where to look
(c) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(d) They are cold

4. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Arguing
(b) Having sex
(c) Having your meals cooked
(d) Being sick

5. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Homosexual
(b) Homophobes
(c) Wife beaters
(d) Lesbians

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

2. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?

3. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?

4. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

(see the answer key)

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