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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Sex
(b) Commitment
(c) Feelings
(d) Themselves

2. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A t-shirt
(b) A belt
(c) A bag
(d) A tie

3. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A blood sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A hair sample
(d) A semen sample

4. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Pretty ugly
(b) Tumbleweed
(c) Fumble
(d) Nightcap

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) They is no real reason for it
(b) It looks ugly
(c) It is boring
(d) There are better things to do

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

2. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

3. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

4. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

5. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?

(see the answer key)

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