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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A breathy voice
(b) A high voice
(c) A giggly voice
(d) A deep voice

2. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Sex
(c) Themselves
(d) Commitment

3. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) A dog pound
(b) The government
(c) The mafia
(d) Prison

4. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Pornography
(b) Smoking
(c) Drugs
(d) Drinking

5. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their keys
(b) Their dirty clothes
(c) Their wallets
(d) Their steroids

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

2. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

3. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

4. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

5. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?

(see the answer key)

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