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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having sex
(b) Being sick
(c) Having your meals cooked
(d) Arguing

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It is boring
(b) It looks ugly
(c) They is no real reason for it
(d) There are better things to do

3. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Nightcap
(b) Tumbleweed
(c) Pretty ugly
(d) Fumble

4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Spiders
(b) Mice
(c) Grasshopper
(d) Rats

5. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Hashish
(b) Condoms
(c) Dildos
(d) Beer

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

2. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

3. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

4. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

5. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

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