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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Sex
(b) Conversation
(c) Dating
(d) Babies

2. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A blind date
(b) A dinner date
(c) An office date
(d) A foreign date

3. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Computers
(b) Clothes
(c) Bars
(d) Children

4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their steroids
(b) Their dirty clothes
(c) Their keys
(d) Their wallets

5. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Condoms
(b) Beer
(c) Dildos
(d) Hashish

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

2. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

3. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

4. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?

5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

(see the answer key)

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