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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A blind date
(b) An office date
(c) A foreign date
(d) A dinner date
2. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your smell
(b) Your clothes
(c) Your hair
(d) Your teeth
3. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Pajamas
(b) Suits
(c) Track suits
(d) Jeans and a t-shirt
4. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Yawning
(b) Coughing
(c) Laughing
(d) Talking
5. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Teeth
(b) Tonsils
(c) Plastic
(d) Heart
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
2. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
3. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
4. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
5. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
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