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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being turned away
(b) Feeling deflated
(c) Feeling drunk
(d) Being naked

2. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Grasshopper
(b) Rats
(c) Spiders
(d) Mice

3. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To dinner
(b) To the movies
(c) To a park
(d) To a zoo

4. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Strokes
(b) Heart attacks
(c) Cancer
(d) Choking

5. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Humans
(b) Cows
(c) Pigs
(d) Sheep

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?

2. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

3. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

4. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

5. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

(see the answer key)

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