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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Laughing
(b) Talking
(c) Yawning
(d) Coughing

2. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Commitment
(b) Feelings
(c) Sex
(d) Themselves

3. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To the movies
(b) To a park
(c) To dinner
(d) To a zoo

4. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your clothes
(b) Your teeth
(c) Your hair
(d) Your smell

5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Husbands
(b) Cheating wives
(c) Virgins
(d) Witches

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

2. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

3. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

4. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?

5. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

(see the answer key)

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