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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Pretty ugly
(b) Tumbleweed
(c) Nightcap
(d) Fumble

2. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Talking loudly
(b) Staying the night
(c) Stealing
(d) Not paying

3. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Museum security guards
(b) Supermarket security guards
(c) Bank security guards
(d) Celebrity security guards

4. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Homosexual
(b) Homophobes
(c) Wife beaters
(d) Lesbians

5. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a zoo
(b) To the movies
(c) To a park
(d) To dinner

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

2. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?

3. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?

4. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

(see the answer key)

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