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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
(a) Station wagon
(b) Land Rovers
(c) Mercedes
(d) Compact car
2. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Bums
(b) Policeman
(c) Soldiers
(d) Fireman
3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His suit
(b) His baseball shirt
(c) His tracksuit
(d) His pajamas
4. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her looks
(b) Her humor
(c) Her clothes
(d) Her sense of fun
5. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
(a) The shows are pointless
(b) It is too nostalgic
(c) People are doing better than he is
(d) It makes him want to do nothing
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?
2. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
3. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
4. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?
5. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
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