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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A comedian
(b) A talkshow host
(c) A counselor
(d) A social worker

2. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) The gift of friendship
(b) Favors
(c) Don't ask me for anything
(d) Loving the hard way

3. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their keys
(b) Their steroids
(c) Their wallets
(d) Their dirty clothes

4. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Cook for him
(b) Suffocate him
(c) Paralyze him
(d) Take away his freedom

5. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being caught by the police
(b) Being expelled
(c) Being at war
(d) Being impeached

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

2. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?

3. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?

4. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?

5. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

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