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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) Money
(b) Beer
(c) A joke
(d) Favors

2. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Tonsils
(b) Teeth
(c) Plastic
(d) Heart

3. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Bums
(b) Policeman
(c) Soldiers
(d) Fireman

4. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He is usually talking to another friend
(b) He never knows what to say
(c) He like answering machines
(d) He like ringtones

5. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are scared
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They don't understand them
(d) They are suggestible

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

3. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?

4. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

5. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?

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