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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Gift certificate
(b) Shower radio
(c) Paper weight
(d) Ashtray
2. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being at war
(b) Being impeached
(c) Being caught by the police
(d) Being expelled
3. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Fireman
(b) Policeman
(c) Soldiers
(d) Bums
4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A urine sample
(b) A semen sample
(c) A hair sample
(d) A blood sample
5. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Conversation
(b) Babies
(c) Sex
(d) Dating
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
3. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
4. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
5. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
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