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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Arguing
(b) Having your meals cooked
(c) Having sex
(d) Being sick

2. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Waxing
(b) Tanning
(c) Slapping
(d) Shaving

3. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Shaving it
(b) Growing it
(c) Removing it
(d) Transplanting it

4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their dirty clothes
(b) Their steroids
(c) Their wallets
(d) Their keys

5. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Interviewing people
(b) Handcuffing people
(c) Giving people tickets
(d) Telling people what to do

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

2. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?

3. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

4. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?

5. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

(see the answer key)

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