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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Panicked
(b) Tired
(c) Relaxed
(d) Relieved

2. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) A Budweiser
(b) A real job
(c) A Long Island Ice Tea
(d) A long term relationship

3. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
(a) Is it a Bird?
(b) Fun, Fun, Fun
(c) Look, Up in the Air
(d) On the Ground

4. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Limos
(b) Drinking fountains
(c) Handicap parking spaces
(d) Learner drivers

5. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Children's books
(b) Bad gifts
(c) Poor beer
(d) Tasteless food

Short Answer Questions

1. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?

2. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

3. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?

4. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

(see the answer key)

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