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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) I felt I had to buy you something
(b) You were an after thought
(c) I put no effort into this gift
(d) I don't like you

2. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
(a) Doctors
(b) Pharmacists
(c) Secretaries
(d) Psychiatrists

3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Teeth
(b) Heart
(c) Tonsils
(d) Plastic

4. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?
(a) Medication
(b) Forms
(c) Operations
(d) Waiting rooms

5. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Suffocate him
(b) Take away his freedom
(c) Paralyze him
(d) Cook for him

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?

2. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?

3. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?

4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

5. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?

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