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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Bums
(b) Soldiers
(c) Policeman
(d) Fireman

2. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Make a connecting flight
(b) Board the plane orderly
(c) Put on a life jacket
(d) Use your cell phones safely

3. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?
(a) A school cupboard
(b) A cooler
(c) The tardis
(d) An apartment

4. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Heart attacks
(b) Choking
(c) Strokes
(d) Cancer

5. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A blood sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A hair sample
(d) A semen sample

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?

2. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

3. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

4. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?

5. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?

(see the answer key)

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