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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Strokes
(b) Choking
(c) Cancer
(d) Heart attacks

2. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Greeting people at the other end
(b) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(c) Waiting to take off
(d) Driving to the airport

3. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?
(a) Marriage
(b) Jail
(c) Stealing
(d) Stranger women

4. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Make a joke
(b) Snarl
(c) Run with the food cart
(d) Wake up a passenger

5. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) TV screen
(b) Seats
(c) Food
(d) Delays

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?

2. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

3. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?

4. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

5. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?

(see the answer key)

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