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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The noisy children
(b) The pilot
(c) The drunk passengers
(d) The flight attendants
2. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Computers
(b) Bars
(c) Clothes
(d) Children
3. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have to fix the plane
(b) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(c) The pilot is drunk
(d) They have lost the keys
4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to smell them
(b) People want to borrow them
(c) No one wants to see them
(d) No one would steal them
5. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Heart attacks
(b) Strokes
(c) Choking
(d) Cancer
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
2. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
3. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
4. What does Seinfeld say he is not good at doing?
5. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
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