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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
(a) A helicopter
(b) A ferry
(c) A plane
(d) A fighter jet
2. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Drinking fountains
(b) Learner drivers
(c) Handicap parking spaces
(d) Limos
3. What will people in New York do to get a parking space?
(a) Shoot
(b) Prostitute themselves
(c) Kill
(d) Maime
4. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may have forgotten something
(b) He may miss his flight
(c) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker
(d) He may crash
5. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
(a) Is it a Bird?
(b) On the Ground
(c) Look, Up in the Air
(d) Fun, Fun, Fun
Short Answer Questions
1. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
2. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
3. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?
4. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
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