View a FREE sample

This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?
(a) Listen to happier music
(b) Come to his show
(c) Divorce
(d) Try again

2. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Tonsils
(b) Heart
(c) Teeth
(d) Plastic

3. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
(a) Science fiction shows
(b) "To be continued" shows
(c) Soap opera
(d) British shows

4. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Women
(b) Clothes
(c) Drink
(d) Food

5. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(b) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(c) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(d) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

2. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?

3. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

4. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

5. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?

(see the answer key)

This section contains 227 words (approx. 1 page at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample