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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Mrs. Spring what do Harry and Nelson Angstrom have in common?
(a) They are spoiled
(b) They cry at the drop of a hat
(c) Janice loves them unconditionally
(d) The same nose

2. What does Billy Fosnacht steal from Nelson Angstrom?
(a) A toy truck
(b) A ball
(c) A cookie
(d) A kitten

3. To what animal does Mrs. Springer compare Harry when she arrives at the waiting room?
(a) Buzzard
(b) Chimpanzee
(c) Rabbit
(d) Goat

4. Of what playground item is Nelson afraid?
(a) The monkeybars
(b) The sandbox
(c) The slide
(d) The swings

5. What does Mr. Springer lend Harry for the funeral?
(a) A shirt
(b) Shoes
(c) A tie
(d) A suit

6. What is Reverend Kruppenbach's first name?
(a) Gregor
(b) Fritz
(c) Ivan
(d) Peter

7. What noise wakes Nelson in this section?
(a) The television
(b) A slamming door
(c) Janice's snoring
(d) A breaking glass

8. Why does Janice agree to roll over for Harry in bed?
(a) She wants him to orgasm quickly
(b) She is turned on by him
(c) She thinks he is finished with her
(d) She does not want to look at him

9. Who sits in front of Rabbit at Jack Eccles' church service?
(a) Mr. Springer
(b) Mrs. Smith
(c) Ruth
(d) Lucy Eccles

10. How many month's have passed since Janice last paid rent on the apartment?
(a) 2
(b) 1
(c) 4
(d) 3

11. Who does Harry agree should see Janice before he does?
(a) Mrs. Springer
(b) Mr, Springer
(c) Eccles
(d) Nelson

12. Where does Harrison brag to Rabbit that he once took Ruth for a weekend?
(a) Miami Beach
(b) Atlantic City
(c) Reno
(d) The Poconos

13. What does Janice decide will help her fall asleep?
(a) Whiskey
(b) A valium
(c) Some sort music
(d) A glass of wine

14. Which of the following does Janice break while making Nelson breakfast?
(a) A tumbler
(b) A juice glass
(c) A vase
(d) A place

15. Which part of her body does Janice always believe is her best asset?
(a) Her breasts
(b) Her lips
(c) Her legs
(d) Her hair

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following outrages is not one that Rabbit lists as his conglomeration of sin?

2. Whom does Harry try to call at the cafeteria atop Mt. Judge?

3. What is the name of the girl who used to wait for Rabbit after games for sex?

4. Where is the nearest place in Pennsylvania a woman can get an abortion?

5. What is the name of the nun at the front desk of the ER?

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