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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who wrote the found manuscript about the Last Supper, according to the narrator?
(a) Avram.
(b) Jesus's longlost sister.
(c) Baby Moses.
(d) Luke.

2. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
(a) The US Army.
(b) The USS Mayaguez.
(c) Ford's pet dolphin.
(d) Ford's children.

3. How many punches are thrown to kill Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) Fifty.
(b) Too many to count.
(c) One.
(d) Seventeen.

4. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) Senorita Jangles.
(b) His neighbors.
(c) A taco.
(d) James MacPherson.

5. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?
(a) That Mother Teresa is planning on hurting Diana.
(b) That Diana was a saint.
(c) That he give a donation to the Sisters of Charity.
(d) That Diana is still alive.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?

2. How many glasses of wine in "The Last Supper" do the disciples share?

3. In "Da Vinci," which of the following was not a subject of da Vinci's notebook drawings?

4. What does Al Haig give up to get Ford to sign Nixon's pardon?

5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why do you think Stewart, a Jew, would write in this manner about Judaism?

2. What do you think of the tone of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"? Do you think it's funny or offensive?

3. Describe the relationship between Eileen and her children.

4. How is the disappearance of da Vinci's notebook explained in "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook"?

5. How does "Pen Pals" end?

6. Describe how Martha says the exterior of the vagina should look, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina."

7. Which drawing in da Vinci's notebook do you think sounds the most interesting?

8. What events in "The Last Supper" are meant to be humorous?

9. Explain the symbolic meaning of da Vinci's lost notebook in "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook."

10. Do you feel sorry for Eileen? Why or why not?

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