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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(b) Years.
(c) Forever.
(d) Up to nine months.

2. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) Nordstrom.
(b) Filene's Basement.
(c) Lord and Taylor.
(d) K-mart.

3. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?
(a) The sky is actually falling.
(b) That he is now president.
(c) He lives in Manchuria.
(d) He is about to die.

4. How many 20th century items are found in da Vinci's notebook, according to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," ?
(a) None.
(b) Ten.
(c) Twenty.
(d) Four.

5. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?
(a) Jackie Onassis.
(b) Betty Ford.
(c) Lady Bird Johnson.
(d) HIllary Clinton.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Ford's steward?

2. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.

3. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?

4. What does Senor Jangles do before he starts working for Taco Bell?

5. What do the disciples do when the bill arrives in "The Last Supper"?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Stewart make Ford a fascinating character?

2. How is the disappearance of da Vinci's notebook explained in "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook"?

3. Why does Princess Diana want to be pen pals with Mother Teresa as stated in "Pen Pals"?

4. What sort of personality does Avram the waiter have in "The Last Supper"?

5. How does "Pen Pals" end?

6. What sorts of anthropomorphic characteristics does Senor Jangles have in "Local News"?

7. How does the point of view affect the reader's perspective in "Lack of Power"?

8. Do you admire the Hansons? Why?

9. What do you think of the tone of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"? Do you think it's funny or offensive?

10. Describe how Martha says the exterior of the vagina should look, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina."

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