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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What good news does Diana share with Teresa in her last letter in "Pen Pals"?
(a) She is going on a cruise.
(b) She is pregnant.
(c) She is moving to Calcutta.
(d) Her divorce from Prince Charles.
2. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Vaginal Office.
(b) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(c) Private Moment.
(d) Little Pleasures.
3. How many punches are thrown to kill Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) One.
(b) Seventeen.
(c) Too many to count.
(d) Fifty.
4. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?
(a) Genesis.
(b) Poverty.
(c) Saint Jude.
(d) Village Elves.
5. On what holiday does Jesus have his dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Passover.
(b) Hanukkah.
(c) Easter.
(d) Christmas.
6. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?
(a) Prison.
(b) Antwerp.
(c) Siberia.
(d) Dachau.
7. In "Da Vinci," which of the following was not a subject of da Vinci's notebook drawings?
(a) Thanksgiving dinner.
(b) Ass Comb.
(c) Buffalo Chicken Wings.
(d) Air freshener.
8. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?
(a) Orion's Belt.
(b) Under the Mattress.
(c) The Presidential Library.
(d) His Secret Stash.
9. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Burger King.
(b) BBQ.
(c) Cheesesteaks.
(d) Pigs in a blanket.
10. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?
(a) That he give a donation to the Sisters of Charity.
(b) That Diana is still alive.
(c) That Diana was a saint.
(d) That Mother Teresa is planning on hurting Diana.
11. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
(a) Uninvited guests.
(b) The TV camera.
(c) Invisible women.
(d) Tiny bugs.
12. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) Her dogs.
(b) Her daughter.
(c) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.
(d) Her producer.
13. What has Senor Jangles recently been moody about in "Local News"?
(a) Commercial roles.
(b) Breaking up with a girlfriend.
(c) His favorite burger is no longer sold.
(d) He was told he is diabetic.
14. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
(a) Nice and easy.
(b) Soft yet firm.
(c) Warm and inviting.
(d) Fluffed and ready.
15. Who does Ford mistake Brezhnev for?
(a) His mother.
(b) Lenin.
(c) Kissinger.
(d) Hitler.
Short Answer Questions
1. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
2. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
3. What is unique about the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
4. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
5. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
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