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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to the narrator of "Da Vinci: the Lost Notebook," what is a possible explanation for the disappearance for da Vinci's notebook?
(a) Ripped up by a shark.
(b) Misplaced in a cab.
(c) Polar caps.
(d) A mutiny.

2. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?
(a) Village Elves.
(b) Saint Jude.
(c) Genesis.
(d) Poverty.

3. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
(a) Money to repair a cleft lip.
(b) Prayer for her addiction.
(c) Some fancy nightgowns.
(d) A new husband.

4. Where do Jack Kennedy and Lem go to see the Kennedys?
(a) Hyannis, MA.
(b) Hawaii.
(c) Washington, DC.
(d) Los Angeles.

5. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Larry King and Rosie O'Donnell.
(b) Jonas Salk and Charles Lindberg.
(c) FDR and Rodney King.
(d) Michael Jackson and Harry Truman.

6. Who arrives last to Jesus' dinner in "The Last Supper"?
(a) Paul.
(b) Matthew.
(c) Luke.
(d) Mark.

7. Who do Reform Jews believe is the funniest man alive according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Seinfeld.
(b) Jon Stewart.
(c) Chris Rock.
(d) Carrot Top.

8. What condition afflicts Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) Bipolar Disorder.
(b) A brain too big for his head.
(c) Hip dysplasia.
(d) Psychosis.

9. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
(a) Adios.
(b) Ciao.
(c) Ay caramba.
(d) Hasta la vista, baby.

10. What decade does "Breakfast at Kennedy's" take place?
(a) 1970's.
(b) 1910's.
(c) 1960's.
(d) 1930's.

11. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
(a) Ford's pet dolphin.
(b) The US Army.
(c) The USS Mayaguez.
(d) Ford's children.

12. Who kills Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) His neighbors.
(b) James MacPherson.
(c) A taco.
(d) Senorita Jangles.

13. What finally kills six million Jews?
(a) Salmonella.
(b) Hitler's Final Solution.
(c) Hamburgers.
(d) Panic attacks.

14. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
(a) A reader of Martha Stewart Living.
(b) Her dogs.
(c) Her producer.
(d) Her daughter.

15. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Hamsters.
(b) Orphaned puppies.
(c) Politicians.
(d) Kennedy children.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?

2. Who is the waiter at Jesus' dinner party in "The Last Supper"?

3. Who makes it clear that Teresa is busy, according to the narrator of "Pen Pals"?

4. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?

5. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?

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