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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Last Supper, or the Dead Waiter.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do the disciples do when the bill arrives in "The Last Supper"?
(a) They flee.
(b) They pass it around the table.
(c) They ask Jesus to "do his magic."
(d) The split the bill.

2. What does Senor Jangles do before he starts working for Taco Bell?
(a) Minor roles.
(b) Preaches on television.
(c) Makes adult movies.
(d) Participates in dog shows.

3. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?
(a) Writing it on Hanson letterhead.
(b) Her family.
(c) The Christmas photo.
(d) The tear-stained stationery.

4. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Track.
(b) Football.
(c) Basketball.
(d) Tennis.

5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?
(a) The vagina.
(b) Your clothing.
(c) Underwear.
(d) The nude female body.

Short Answer Questions

1. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?

3. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?

4. What time is Jesus' party seated in "The Last Supper"?

5. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?

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