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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator of "Pen Pals" claims that who is the biggest fan of Mother Teresa?
(a) Michael Jackson.
(b) Gerald Ford.
(c) Princess Diana.
(d) Prince.

2. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) A strange black woman.
(b) A five year old.
(c) Jesus.
(d) A craftly little Asian gentleman.

3. What condition afflicts Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) A brain too big for his head.
(b) Hip dysplasia.
(c) Psychosis.
(d) Bipolar Disorder.

4. Where do Jack Kennedy and Lem go to see the Kennedys?
(a) Washington, DC.
(b) Hawaii.
(c) Los Angeles.
(d) Hyannis, MA.

5. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
(a) Ciao.
(b) Ay caramba.
(c) Adios.
(d) Hasta la vista, baby.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

2. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?

3. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?

4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

5. What finally kills six million Jews?

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