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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the letter Diana's father in "Pen Pals" receive suggest?
(a) That Mother Teresa is planning on hurting Diana.
(b) That Diana was a saint.
(c) That Diana is still alive.
(d) That he give a donation to the Sisters of Charity.

2. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) K-mart.
(b) Lord and Taylor.
(c) Nordstrom.
(d) Filene's Basement.

3. How many punches are thrown to kill Senor Jangles in "Local News"?
(a) Fifty.
(b) Too many to count.
(c) Seventeen.
(d) One.

4. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?
(a) Hasta la vista, baby.
(b) Ciao.
(c) Ay caramba.
(d) Adios.

5. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Javier.
(b) Pedro.
(c) Jose.
(d) Alphonso.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?

2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?

3. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?

4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?

5. Who ends up opening Ford's Coke bottle?

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