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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Local News.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
(a) 5 hours.
(b) 10 hours.
(c) Four days.
(d) Five minutes.

2. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Forever.
(b) Up to nine months.
(c) Years.
(d) Usually only three to ten minutes.

3. What is the name of Ford's steward?
(a) Jose.
(b) Javier.
(c) Alphonso.
(d) Pedro.

4. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Max.
(b) He is unnamed.
(c) Pierre Salinger.
(d) Thomas.

5. On whose behalf does Eileen send the Christmas card?
(a) God.
(b) The cat.
(c) Santa Claus.
(d) Gary and the Hanson family.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the theme of the Hanson Christmas?

2. How does Teresa die in "Pen Pals"?

3. What does Senor Jangles say as he dies in "Local News"?

4. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?

5. What is the profession of Senor Jangles' murderer in "Local News"?

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