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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) The Wizard of Oz.
(b) Snoopy.
(c) Joe Camel.
(d) Jolly Green Giant.
2. What sort of accident does Teddy Kennedy have during the trip?
(a) Boating.
(b) Headstanding.
(c) Skateboarding.
(d) Tricycle.
3. What does Jack call one wing of the Kennedy mansion?
(a) Siberia.
(b) Prison.
(c) Antwerp.
(d) Dachau.
4. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?
(a) 1750.
(b) 1492.
(c) 2001.
(d) 1900.
5. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) Parisian folding chairs.
(b) A stove.
(c) A reclining sofa.
(d) Plumbing.
Short Answer Questions
1. According to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina," who recommended that Martha write an advice item about the vagina?
2. What is the name of the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
3. On whose behalf does Eileen send the Christmas card?
4. According to the narrator of "The New Judaism", who do the Orthodox believe is the funniest man alive?
5. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?
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