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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What sport does Ford watch on television the day after Carter's inauguration?
(a) Basketball.
(b) Football.
(c) Tennis.
(d) Track.

2. What does Ford choke on during a meeting in 1976?
(a) A Jawbreaker.
(b) The coke that finally got opened.
(c) Chewing tobacco.
(d) A hat.

3. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She is being charged with embezzling family money.
(b) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(c) She spent the family fortune.
(d) She can't stand the music in her home.

4. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
(a) A stove.
(b) Plumbing.
(c) Parisian folding chairs.
(d) A reclining sofa.

5. Which character is "top dog" at Choate?
(a) Rosalie Kennedy.
(b) Teddy Kennedy.
(c) Jackie Bouvier.
(d) Jack Kennedy.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?

3. What affliction does Zach Hanson have?

4. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?

5. On whose behalf does Eileen send the Christmas card?

(see the answer key)

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