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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(b) Vaginal Office.
(c) Private Moment.
(d) Little Pleasures.

2. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) Jesus.
(b) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
(c) A five year old.
(d) A strange black woman.

3. What is unique about the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) He is blind.
(b) He is a Jew.
(c) He is an orphan.
(d) He is a genius.

4. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
(a) 10 hours.
(b) Five minutes.
(c) 5 hours.
(d) Four days.

5. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?
(a) He is about to die.
(b) That he is now president.
(c) He lives in Manchuria.
(d) The sky is actually falling.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the interior vagina should be?

3. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?

4. What does Ford call the place where the tape recordings are stored?

5. How does Eileen Hanson refer to her boys' musical endeavors?

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