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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?
(a) Underwear.
(b) The nude female body.
(c) The vagina.
(d) Your clothing.
2. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
(a) Four days.
(b) 10 hours.
(c) 5 hours.
(d) Five minutes.
3. Which of the following is not a term used by the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" in relation to the vagina?
(a) Private Moment.
(b) Vaginal Trundle Beds.
(c) Vaginal Office.
(d) Little Pleasures.
4. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Forever.
(b) Up to nine months.
(c) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(d) Years.
5. What sort of accident does Teddy Kennedy have during the trip?
(a) Headstanding.
(b) Boating.
(c) Skateboarding.
(d) Tricycle.
Short Answer Questions
1. On what character is the New Judaism mascot based, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
2. Why is Jack Kennedy sad being at Choate?
3. What does Eileen Hanson apologize for in her letter?
4. What does Ford's steward try to convince Ford of?
5. What is the name of Ford's steward?
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