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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the narrator do at the Kennedys' home?
(a) Feeds the horses.
(b) Lies in bed.
(c) Mows grass.
(d) Installs irrigation.
2. To whom do the Kennedys give an "extra child"?
(a) Princess Diana.
(b) The narrator's father.
(c) Mother Teresa.
(d) The President.
3. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Jonas Salk and Charles Lindberg.
(b) FDR and Rodney King.
(c) Larry King and Rosie O'Donnell.
(d) Michael Jackson and Harry Truman.
4. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Pigs in a blanket.
(b) BBQ.
(c) Burger King.
(d) Cheesesteaks.
5. Who does Eileen Hanson state cheats the Hanson family?
(a) A five year old.
(b) A strange black woman.
(c) Jesus.
(d) A craftly little Asian gentleman.
Short Answer Questions
1. How long does Ford try to open a Coke bottle?
2. How does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say the vagina should look?
3. Where are the tape recordings of the Nixon era now stored, according to "Lack of Power: the Ford Tapes"?
4. When does Spain offer Jews conversion or expulsion?
5. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?
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