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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the style of Diana's letter to Mother Teresa?
(a) Regal.
(b) Bubbly.
(c) Angry.
(d) Serious.

2. Why is Eileen Hanson suicidal?
(a) She feels like her cat doesn't love her anymore.
(b) She is being charged with embezzling family money.
(c) She spent the family fortune.
(d) She can't stand the music in her home.

3. Who proposes that Stewart should commit suicide in "The Cult"?
(a) Brown.
(b) Johnson.
(c) Colbert.
(d) Smith.

4. Who does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say can make an appearance in the vagina?
(a) Tiny bugs.
(b) The TV camera.
(c) Invisible women.
(d) Uninvited guests.

5. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?
(a) Usually only three to ten minutes.
(b) Forever.
(c) Years.
(d) Up to nine months.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "The Cult," what does the leprechaun do to Captain Crunch?

2. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" say is the "centerpiece of your personal style"?

3. What was Captain Crunch accused of doing when he was a strong leader in "The Cult"?

4. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?

5. Who arrives last to Jesus' dinner in "The Last Supper"?

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