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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cult.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. The narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" says treatments should neither ________ nor ___________.
(a) Remove; add.
(b) Attract; disgust.
(c) Distract; frustrate.
(d) Thicken; thin.
2. Who writes to Diana's father in "Pen Pals"?
(a) Diana.
(b) The Sisters of Charity.
(c) Prince Charles.
(d) Mother Teresa.
3. In "The Cult," what does the leprechaun do to Captain Crunch?
(a) Gives him facial hair.
(b) Confuses him.
(c) Makes him gay.
(d) Puts a spell on him.
4. Why is Eileen's handwriting sloppy?
(a) She is drunk and/or high.
(b) She is going through withdrawal.
(c) Her heart is pounding.
(d) She is writing in her limousine.
5. Which department store does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" mention in her short story?
(a) K-mart.
(b) Filene's Basement.
(c) Lord and Taylor.
(d) Nordstrom.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Eileen Hanson write at the end of her letter?
2. What does Eileen Hanson ask for in a "P.S." in her Christmas card?
3. What does the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina" suggest be installed inside the vagina?
4. How many glasses of wine in "The Last Supper" do the disciples share?
5. Where does Jesus host a dinner for twelve friends in "The Last Supper"?
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