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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who picks up the author when he first hitchhikes?
(a) An old lady.
(b) His mother.
(c) An old man.
(d) His sister.

2. Where does Peg end up living?
(a) Wisconsin.
(b) Chicago.
(c) Los Angeles.
(d) Berkeley.

3. What would the author travel with in his fantasy television show?
(a) A talking parrot.
(b) A monkey.
(c) A cat.
(d) A gorilla.

4. Where does the author go to meet his hitchhiking friend after his second year in college?
(a) San Francisco.
(b) Los Angeles.
(c) Delaware.
(d) Mexico.

5. Who is the first disabled student the author rooms with at Kent State?
(a) James.
(b) Dale.
(c) Stephen.
(d) William.

6. Where is the author living when he graduates college?
(a) Chicago.
(b) Indiana.
(c) New York.
(d) Michigan.

7. What is the name of the prostitute that Lisa brings back to the Sedaris home?
(a) Sarah.
(b) Maebelle.
(c) Ethyl.
(d) Dinah.

8. Where does the author graduate from college?
(a) DePaul University.
(b) The Art Institute.
(c) Northwestern University.
(d) Texas A&M.

9. What does C.O.G. stand for?
(a) Capable of genocide.
(b) Child of God.
(c) Cousin of Godzilla.
(d) Chunky old geezer.

10. Where does the author return after his time in Oregon?
(a) Chicago.
(b) San Francisco.
(c) New York.
(d) North Carolina.

11. Who is the author's friend who shares a fascination with acting in Naked?
(a) Lois.
(b) Sherry.
(c) Tilda.
(d) Jennifer.

12. What does the forklift operator have a collection of in his house?
(a) Glass goblins.
(b) Artificial penises.
(c) Rocks.
(d) Ceramic gnomes.

13. What does David's coworker tell the woman whose apartment they're painting about David?
(a) He is stealing.
(b) He is lazy.
(c) He is gay.
(d) He is stupid.

14. What is the name of the boy David sits next to on the plane to camp?
(a) Seamen.
(b) Jack.
(c) Andrew.
(d) Billie.

15. What does David figure out that Uta is?
(a) A man.
(b) A lesbian.
(c) A prostitute.
(d) A mobster.

Short Answer Questions

1. What job does the author take in San Francisco?

2. How long is the summer camp that the author goes to in "I Like Guys"?

3. What inspiring visitor comes to the author's school when he is in ninth grade?

4. Where does the author's sister work as an after-school job?

5. How much money does the author find in his apartment building the day after graduating college?

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