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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were burning?
(a) Her ears were dirty.
(b) Someone was thinking about her.
(c) Someone was talking about her.
(d) She needed a new prescription.

2. How was Ellen raised in regard to religion?
(a) As a believer with a mind.
(b) As a Baptist.
(c) As an agnostic.
(d) As a Christian Scientist.

3. How does Ellen define a celebrity?
(a) Someone who is easily recognized.
(b) Someone who has been on TV.
(c) Someone who is largely successful.
(d) All of these.

4. What did Ellen not like about her hospital gown?
(a) It opened in the back.
(b) It had bloood stains.
(c) It was pink.
(d) It made her look fat.

5. What does Ellen say her awards show would turn into?
(a) A drinking binge.
(b) A testimony meeting.
(c) A race to the podium.
(d) A dance competition.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen say is the main difference between being a celebrity and being celibate?

2. How many points does Q get in Scrabble?

3. What feat of strength did Ellen joke about doing?

4. What did Ellen have to describe at the hospital?

5. What does Ellen say she always does just after tripping?

Short Essay Questions

1. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

2. What is Ellen's biggest fear?

3. What show did some of Ellen's friends think she could be on with her talent?

4. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

5. How does Ellen define a celebrity?

6. Why does Ellen say it is silly to make up scary things?

7. Why is Chapter 13 left blank?

8. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

9. What are some of the things Ellen says people can do to pass the time on an elevator?

10. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

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