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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where was Ellen's hospital?
(a) Beverly Hills.
(b) Fresno.
(c) Laurel Canyon.
(d) Los Angeles.

2. Why does Ellen not write in detail about the Ellie Gellie?
(a) It is a little bit dangerous for beginners.
(b) She doesn't think the readers will understand.
(c) It is better in person.
(d) She hasn't trademarked it yet.

3. What does Ellen say she thinks God might look like?
(a) An animal.
(b) A bear.
(c) An alien.
(d) A man.

4. Where does Ellen imagine playing frisbee?
(a) The beach.
(b) A field.
(c) A park.
(d) Her yard.

5. Why is the 14th chapter left blank?
(a) She couldn't remember what she wanted to put there.
(b) She is making her book longer.
(c) So there will not be a 13th chapter.
(d) She hates the number 14.

Short Answer Questions

1. What compliment did the doctor give Ellen at the ER?

2. Why was Ellen surprised by the doctor's compliment at the ER?

3. What group does Ellen say should always be rescued first off a sinking boat?

4. What does Ellen hate finding in her shoes?

5. What does Ellen imagine picking up instead of a frisbee?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

2. What does Ellen say celebrities get when they receive collagen treatments?

3. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

4. What perks does Ellen say celebrities get while playing Scrabble?

5. How does Ellen say a girl could keep her friends from gossiping about her?

6. Why is Chapter 14 left blank?

7. What does Ellen say about her hospital gown?

8. How is the conversation form set up by Ellen?

9. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?

10. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

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