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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Chapter 13 about?
(a) Acting.
(b) Nothing.
(c) Feminism.
(d) Reading.

2. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were burning?
(a) Someone was talking about her.
(b) Her ears were dirty.
(c) Someone was thinking about her.
(d) She needed a new prescription.

3. What did Ellen create for people to talk to her?
(a) A punch line.
(b) A contract.
(c) A template.
(d) A treatise.

4. Which appliance does Ellen suggest talking to?
(a) Toaster.
(b) TV.
(c) Radio.
(d) All of these.

5. What does Ellen say celebrities always win?
(a) Trials.
(b) Game shows.
(c) Awards.
(d) Arguments.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Ellen have to describe at the hospital?

2. How many times does Ellen say a celebrity vote is counted?

3. What is the Ellie Gellie?

4. What does Ellen say brings out the idiot in people?

5. What happened when Ellen was trying to get help at the hospital?

Short Essay Questions

1. What did Ellen say led to talking to one's self?

2. What does Ellen do with stray animals?

3. How did Ellen once try to joke her way out of a ticket, and how did it work out?

4. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?

5. Why is Chapter 13 left blank?

6. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours straight?

7. How does Ellen say she would run the Academy Awards?

8. What compliment did the doctor at the ER give Ellen, and why was she surprised by this?

9. Why does Ellen say most people don't notice when others are being idiotic?

10. What does Ellen say about her hospital gown?

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