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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Ellen say she proves she is a girl?
(a) She is short.
(b) She orders dessesrt.
(c) She goes to the women's restroom.
(d) She has PMS.

2. What did Ellen ask a nun on a plane to do for her?
(a) Read her book.
(b) Pray.
(c) Play tic tac toe.
(d) Give her a drink.

3. What does Ellen say was most important about a person's style?
(a) It is their own.
(b) It is stylish.
(c) It is clean.
(d) It is modest.

4. Why does Ellen say she would be a good mother?
(a) She loves children.
(b) She has learned from her mother.
(c) She is a good communicator.
(d) She keeps animals alive.

5. What did Ellen do when she thought she heard a crash dive on a plane?
(a) Threw up.
(b) Fainted.
(c) Swore.
(d) Drank some whiskey.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Ellen like to watch the news?

2. What did the student psychic predict for Ellen?

3. What kind of plane was Ellen most afraid of?

4. What recipe does Ellen share?

5. How much older than Ellen is her brother?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Ellen think children would best learn about sex?

2. What kind of plane was Ellen most afraid of using, and why did she have to use it?

3. Why does Ellen say the story line of Mr. Ed was feasible in her mind?

4. What does Ellen like to do while she makes French toast?

5. How does Ellen say she makes French toast?

6. What happened when Ellen performed in front of some old people?

7. How does Ellen feel about the way she looks?

8. What funny comment does Ellen make about eggs in her cooking chapter?

9. What does Ellen say people with depression should do when they wake up?

10. Why did Ellen decide to see a psychic?

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