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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Ellen imagine playing frisbee?
(a) A field.
(b) Her yard.
(c) The beach.
(d) A park.

2. What does Ellen talk about in Chapter 18?
(a) Dancing.
(b) Acting.
(c) Singing.
(d) Laughing.

3. What does Ellen imagine might happen when she washes out a wound?
(a) She would get infected.
(b) She would not notice things behind her.
(c) She would lose a limb.
(d) Sharks would circle.

4. Who does Ellen say she blames when tripping on the sidewalk?
(a) The sidewalk.
(b) Her entourage.
(c) Herself.
(d) Her partner.

5. What does Ellen say her awards show would turn into?
(a) A dance competition.
(b) A drinking binge.
(c) A race to the podium.
(d) A testimony meeting.

6. What happened when Ellen was trying to get help at the hospital?
(a) She was not believed.
(b) She was ignored.
(c) She was asked to perform.
(d) She was laughed at.

7. Why did Ellen end up in the ER?
(a) She had a cyst.
(b) She fainted.
(c) She had gall stones.
(d) She was punched.

8. What did Ellen say would make all people hop around and scream?
(a) Hearing bad news.
(b) Having a spider in their pants.
(c) Explaining how to dance.
(d) Sitting on a tack.

9. What did Ellen say was happening if her ears were burning?
(a) Someone was thinking about her.
(b) Someone was talking about her.
(c) Her ears were dirty.
(d) She needed a new prescription.

10. Why does Ellen not write in detail about the Ellie Gellie?
(a) She hasn't trademarked it yet.
(b) She doesn't think the readers will understand.
(c) It is a little bit dangerous for beginners.
(d) It is better in person.

11. Why does Ellen say nobody ever sees us look like an idiot?
(a) They are too worried about someone noticing their idiotic act.
(b) All of these.
(c) They are not as judgmental as we think.
(d) We rarely do truly stupid things.

12. What did Ellen not like about her hospital gown?
(a) It was pink.
(b) It had bloood stains.
(c) It made her look fat.
(d) It opened in the back.

13. What group does Ellen say should always be rescued first off a sinking boat?
(a) Children.
(b) Celebrities.
(c) Women.
(d) Elderly.

14. What does Ellen not want to feel when in a sleeping bag?
(a) A breeze.
(b) A bug.
(c) A shiver.
(d) A snake.

15. What kind of testing is Ellen uncomfortable with?
(a) Drug testing.
(b) Animal testing.
(c) Blood testing.
(d) Urinalysis.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ellen think was in her house when she wrote this book?

2. Who does Ellen's logic make sense to?

3. How many points does Q get in Scrabble?

4. Who recognized Ellen at the ER?

5. What does Ellen abhor more than anything else?

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