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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Ellen say there is no polite way of doing?
(a) Rejecting an advance.
(b) Removing chewing gum from your mouth.
(c) Side stepping a question.
(d) Giving advice.
2. What kind of tuna does Ellen eat?
(a) Low sodium tuna.
(b) North Atlantic tuna.
(c) Dolphin friendly tuna.
(d) Low fat tuna.
3. What is the Ellie Gellie?
(a) A dance.
(b) A joke.
(c) A book.
(d) A song.
4. Which appliance does Ellen suggest talking to?
(a) All of these.
(b) TV.
(c) Radio.
(d) Toaster.
5. What did Ellen think when she saw a woman praying for two hours?
(a) She wanted her to stop to give others a chance.
(b) She envied her devotion.
(c) She thought she must have had a lot to repent of.
(d) She figured she had fallen asleep.
6. What is Ellen most grateful for in her life?
(a) The family she had.
(b) Her success.
(c) The small things.
(d) Her friends.
7. What does Ellen imagine might happen when she washes out a wound?
(a) She would lose a limb.
(b) She would get infected.
(c) She would not notice things behind her.
(d) Sharks would circle.
8. What does Ellen say should never be put on dolphins?
(a) Tutus.
(b) Hats.
(c) Glitter.
(d) Paint.
9. What is one of Ellen's famous routines about religion?
(a) Bible Stories Re-Told.
(b) Daily Prayers.
(c) Phone Call to God.
(d) Child-Like Questions.
10. What button does Ellen say is too commonly pushed in public?
(a) The off button on computers.
(b) The up button on elevators.
(c) The lock button on cars.
(d) The panic button on personalities.
11. What was Ellen's advice column called?
(a) Ellen Can Help.
(b) Help Me Ellen, Help, Help Me Ellen.
(c) Advice by Ellen.
(d) Ask Ellen.
12. Who does Ellen's logic make sense to?
(a) Her editor.
(b) Her mother.
(c) Nobody.
(d) Herself.
13. How does Ellen say never to get out of a ticket?
(a) Bribing.
(b) Kissing.
(c) Pleading.
(d) Joking.
14. What did Ellen used to want to be when she was growing up?
(a) A comedian.
(b) An actress.
(c) A veterinarian.
(d) A zoologist.
15. Who recognized Ellen at the ER?
(a) The doctor.
(b) The orderly.
(c) The administrator.
(d) The nurses.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the title of Chapter 15?
2. What did Ellen not like about her hospital gown?
3. What awards show did Ellen get asked about her advice column?
4. Why is the 14th chapter left blank?
5. What is the name of Chapter 20?
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