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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did Ellen go see a psychic?
(a) She wanted to see if they were real.
(b) She wanted to know if her book would be a success.
(c) She wanted to know if she should continue doing comedy.
(d) She wanted to know if she would ever find love.

2. What does Ellen say about bathing in Chapter 11?
(a) You should never use cold water.
(b) You should always use soap.
(c) You should never bathe in another person's house.
(d) You should never shower with another person.

3. What does Ellen compare make-up to?
(a) Costumes.
(b) Camoflague.
(c) Paint.
(d) Masks.

4. What did Ellen apologize for in her letter to a friend?
(a) Not lending some money.
(b) Her behavior at a party.
(c) Offending her boyfriend.
(d) Not returning lent money.

5. What was the name of the animal Ellen took to a pet psychic?
(a) Yaco.
(b) Taco.
(c) Paco.
(d) Raco.

6. How many things are talked about in Chapter 11?
(a) 8.
(b) 4.
(c) 10.
(d) 6.

7. How did Selma describe Ellen as a child?
(a) Gorgeous.
(b) Fat.
(c) Annoying.
(d) Charming.

8. What was Ellen disappointed about in the good psychic's prediction?
(a) She would never win an award.
(b) She would never be truly successful.
(c) She would have to star in her show.
(d) She would have to write the book herself.

9. What is the title of Chapter 11?
(a) Things That Sound Like a Good Idea at First, But Really Aren't.
(b) Things That I Will Never Again Do as They are Stupid.
(c) Things That Lead to Happiness in Life.
(d) Things That Should Never Be Attempted.

10. What does Ellen say is more important than her looks?
(a) Her thoughts.
(b) All of these.
(c) Her relationships.
(d) Her creativity.

11. What does Ellen compare having a baby to?
(a) Buying a washer.
(b) Studying for an exam.
(c) Shooting herself.
(d) Dying.

12. Why was Ellen told to chant when she flew?
(a) To attract attention.
(b) To calm herself down.
(c) To let the time pass.
(d) To get inspiration.

13. What did Ellen do to her friend's dog in Chapter 2?
(a) Shaved it.
(b) Stole it.
(c) Washed it.
(d) Gave it away.

14. What recipe does Ellen share?
(a) Belgian Waffles.
(b) Egg White Omelette.
(c) French Toast.
(d) Eggs Benedict.

15. Why did Ellen interview old friends of her family?
(a) She was curious to see if they remembered her.
(b) She did not remember much about her childhood.
(c) She wanted to honor them.
(d) Her mother asked her to.

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of influence does Ellen say she wants to have on her readers?

2. What does Ellen say is the second most important thing to have in order to cook?

3. How does Ellen view make-up?

4. How does Ellen say she proves she is a girl?

5. What does Ellen not like about her baby pictures?

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