1. What made Lionel Jones a wealthy man?
(a) Sales of his newspaper.
(b) The life insurance and estates from his dead wives.
(c) His chain of funeral homes.
(d) The success of two products he invented.

2. How are Resi and Helga related?
(a) They are not related; Resi uses Helga's family name to trick the narrator.
(b) They are sisters.
(c) They are mother and daughter.
(d) They are brother and sister.

3. What does the narrator do with his broom?
(a) Hits an attacker over the head with it.
(b) Gives it to his neighbor's daughter who wanted to dress as a witch for Halloween.
(c) Offers to sweep the hallways of his building in exchange for rent.
(d) Carves the handle with his wood-carving set.

4. What is the "Last Full Measure" to which the narrator refers?
(a) The last time the crematories at Auschwitz were emptied of bodies before Allied forces freed the camp.
(b) A musical measure in an opera written in honor of Paul Joseph Goebbels.
(c) The working title of a play commemorating the German soldiers who died putting down the Jewish uprising in the Warsaw Ghetto.
(d) The last train full of Jewish prisoners to arrive at Auschwitz.

5. Why was Lionel Jones kicked out of dental school?
(a) Because of scholastic failure and weapons found under his mattress.
(b) On suspicion that he deliberately over-anesthetized a Jewish patient, causing her severe brain damage.
(c) Because he used a racial slur against the dean.
(d) Because he plagiarized his dissertation.