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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who will take over Arthur's sandwich-making after he leaves?
(a) The baker.
(b) His apprentice.
(c) Old Thrashberg.
(d) The blacksmith.

2. How wide is the charging herd of Perfectly Normal Beasts?
(a) Around nine hundred yards.
(b) Around three hundred yards.
(c) Around a hundred yards.
(d) Around six hundred yards.

3. How long do Ford and Arthur spend trying to catch the attention of a Perfectly Normal Beast?
(a) Around 2 hours.
(b) Around 40 minutes.
(c) Around 20 minutes.
(d) Around 4 hours.

4. Who does Arthur think named the Perfectly Normal Beast?
(a) Old Thrashbarg.
(b) Random.
(c) Arthur.
(d) Bob.

5. What do the other two creatures give her?
(a) A button and a piece of gum.
(b) A rock and a stick.
(c) A cup and a piece of paper.
(d) A flower and a blade of grass.

6. What astrological sign is the Grebulon leader?
(a) Virgo.
(b) Taurus.
(c) Scorpio.
(d) Cancer.

7. What color is the Vogon constructor ship?
(a) Gray.
(b) Green.
(c) Yellow.
(d) Red.

8. What song does Ford ask the singer at the Bar & Grill to perform?
(a) You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'.
(b) Love Me Tender.
(c) The Yellow Rose of Texas.
(d) Fools Fall in Love.

9. What causes the woman who arrives in the spacecraft to head toward the Sandwich Maker's house?
(a) A sign on the house.
(b) Directions from Old Trashbarg.
(c) The sound of singing.
(d) The smell of roast Perfectly Normal Beast.

10. What does Ford say that one could buy with the amount he pays at the Bar & Grill?
(a) Earth.
(b) Switzerland.
(c) Fort Knox.
(d) New York City.

11. What does Random do with the rag given to her by the creature in the forest?
(a) She ties it in her har.
(b) She wipes mud from her eyes.
(c) She wraps it around her wrist.
(d) She wipes off her shoes.

12. What illusion does Random walk through in the woods?
(a) A screening field that hides the crash site.
(b) An invisible wall that marks the edge of the world.
(c) A holographic projection of flight safety instructions.
(d) A holographic in-flight movie.

13. What happens as Random turns on her flashlight?
(a) Wind whips through the valley.
(b) Lightning flashes through the sky.
(c) The rain begins.
(d) The bulb burns out.

14. What quality does the new Guide have that causes it to be in every possible universe?
(a) Evolutionary Responsiveness.
(b) Unfiltered Perception.
(c) Unambiguous Reasoning.
(d) Multidimensional Thinking.

15. Where does Arthur put the parcel?
(a) In a storage container under his bed.
(b) On a shelf in plain view.
(c) On a windowsill.
(d) Locked inside a cupboard.

Short Answer Questions

1. What unusual item does Ford try to buy with his credit card after landing on Earth?

2. What do Ford and Arthur do when they arrive on Earth?

3. What middle name does Random give?

4. To whom is the parcel that the robot drone delivers to Arthur addressed?

5. How does the barman respond to the size of the tip Ford wants to leave the singer at the Bar & Grill?

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