2. Why does the dwarf not accept Ridcully's payment?
(a) Dwarves do not accept gold.
(b) He can tell that the money is fool's gold.
(c) He cannot make the change.
(d) He thinks it is chocolate money.

3. What is Diamanda's real name?
(a) Agnes.
(b) Amanita.
(c) Esmerelda.
(d) Lucy.

4. What almost made Ridcully drop wizardry?
(a) A girl.
(b) Arthritis in his wand arm.
(c) A love of farming.
(d) A learning impediment.

5. How does Verence II achieve kingship of Lancre?
(a) By forming a pact with the witches.
(b) By conquering the land.
(c) Family connections.
(d) He buys it.

6. How does Shawn not pass the time if he has eaten too many carbohydrates?
(a) Cleaning his nostrils thoroughly.
(b) Musical farting.
(c) Counting while holding his breath.
(d) Standing on one leg.

7. What does Granny Weatherwax never do?
(a) Fly when she is drunk.
(b) Turn people into toads.
(c) Kowtow to other people.
(d) Borrow bats.

8. What is special about the castle's food elevator?
(a) It keeps ice cream at the perfect temperature.
(b) It absorbs the heat out of food.
(c) It is unfathomably fast.
(d) It is ultra quiet.

9. What does the third witch have in common with the flowers in her hair?
(a) A cheerful appearance.
(b) A brightness in colour.
(c) Both smell of spring.
(d) Both are slightly wilting.

10. What is grown in the castle's herb garden?
(a) Sage and mint.
(b) Mint and yarrow.
(c) Vervain and sage.
(d) Old Man's Trousers.

11. What does Jason Ogg not like to do?
(a) Pay his rent.
(b) Cold shoeing.
(c) Listen to his dad.
(d) Wear a blindfold.

12. What cannot go through the Dancers?
(a) Iron.
(b) Wizards.
(c) Humans.
(d) Witches.

13. Why was life more interesting with the elves around?
(a) You don't live as long.
(b) They are friendly and sociable.
(c) The elves have a great sense of style.
(d) They have a great sense of humor.

14. What is Verence II considering planting?
(a) Root vegetables.
(b) More grains.
(c) Lentils.
(d) Clover.

15. How does Diamanda propose to duel with Granny Weatherwax?
(a) A staring contest.
(b) Scissor-paper-rock.
(c) An arm wrestle.
(d) A thumb wrestle.