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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Emmett going to work on in the house after the foundation is fixed?
(a) The plumbing.
(b) Insulating the house.
(c) Patching the roof.
(d) The wiring.

2. What type of team does Sam say Emmett should coach for a living?
(a) Chess.
(b) Jello wrestling.
(c) Women's volleyball.
(d) High school football.

3. What does Emmett think Jim is saying when he is talking about rap groups?
(a) That he said "slap groups".
(b) That he said "rat poops".
(c) That Jim wants to rap.
(d) That he means "wrap groups".

4. What does Dawn tell Sam is another name for falsies?
(a) The Tissue Temptations.
(b) The Gay Deceivers.
(c) The Augmenters.
(d) The Melon Makers.

5. Who does Sam say a satellite dish on the back of a truck she and her passengers see on the highway belongs to?
(a) Big Brother.
(b) The president.
(c) Chevy Chase.
(d) John Galt.

6. What does Anita say about the Vietnam War in general, agreeing with what Sam says her mother thinks about the war?
(a) It should be forgotten.
(b) It should be remembered.
(c) It was the Dark Ages.
(d) It was the Golden Age.

7. What is the name of Dawn's boss?
(a) Pete.
(b) Walt.
(c) Sarge.
(d) Adam.

8. Where does Sam go running early in the morning?
(a) The Fairview subdivision.
(b) Caewodd's Pond.
(c) Paducah.
(d) The track at her old high school.

9. How old is Tom, which is an age that Dawn thinks is really old?
(a) Pushing forty.
(b) Almost twenty-five.
(c) Around forty-five.
(d) About thirty-four.

10. What brand of brownie mix does Anita prefer?
(a) Hershey.
(b) Duncan Hines.
(c) Betty Crocker.
(d) Ghirardelli.

11. What does Tom say the defoliated jungle looks like?
(a) A bald head.
(b) The moon.
(c) Winter.
(d) The desert.

12. What aspect of Sam's house seems like some repressed life that wanted to emerge?
(a) The layers of gaudy wallpaper.
(b) The food in the refrigerator.
(c) The dirt in the carpet.
(d) The junk in the basement.

13. What does Sam say she knows a thing or two about concerning cars?
(a) Frozen transmissions.
(b) The brightness of tail lights.
(c) Riggin broken mirrors.
(d) Fixing wipers.

14. What does the injured soldier do on M*A*S*H do that Emmett points out to Anita?
(a) Wiggles his toes.
(b) Dies on the table.
(c) Goes into cardiac arrest.
(d) Throws a bedpan at Hawkeye.

15. What is depicted in the tattoo on Pete's chest?
(a) A pin-up girl.
(b) Jackson Purchase.
(c) An M-16.
(d) Portraits of his war buddies.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Dawn say she is sick of in the context of not wanting to have a baby?

2. What present does Martha get for her son's wedding that perplexes Sam?

3. Where does Tom say the bird that Emmett is looking for resided in Vietnam?

4. What does Emmett tell Sam is Bruce Springsteen's nickname?

5. What does Sam say that vets often get in their head?

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