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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of Dawn's boss?
(a) Adam.
(b) Walt.
(c) Sarge.
(d) Pete.

2. How does Sam think Emmett has been progressing over the years?
(a) He has been getting more crazy.
(b) He has been getting more agitated.
(c) He has been getting more complacent.
(d) He has been mellowing out.

3. Anita gives Sam a list of what for Emmett?
(a) Things to do at home.
(b) Groceries.
(c) Doctors.
(d) Facial remedies.

4. Because of working on the foundation of the house, Emmett becomes acutely conscious of what?
(a) Mud viscosity.
(b) Structures.
(c) Mold count.
(d) Basement lighting.

5. What do skin disease do grown-ups get that is a version of an adolescent skin disease?
(a) Eczema.
(b) Chloracne.
(c) Psoriosis.
(d) Flat warts.

6. What brand of brownie mix does Anita prefer?
(a) Hershey.
(b) Duncan Hines.
(c) Betty Crocker.
(d) Ghirardelli.

7. What is Dawn examining nonchalantly as Sam buys the item for her at the drugstore?
(a) A Cabbage Patch doll.
(b) A bag of Doritos.
(c) Some purple earrings.
(d) A giant bottle of vitamin C.

8. What does Emmett call the route between Burger Boy and McDonald's?
(a) The greasy mile.
(b) The mating range.
(c) Hamburger Hill.
(d) The stooge corridor.

9. Where does Dawn want to "play"?
(a) Las Vegas.
(b) New York.
(c) Florida.
(d) California.

10. Where does Tom say the bird that Emmett is looking for resided in Vietnam?
(a) Along rice paddies.
(b) Near mountain passes.
(c) On the beach.
(d) In palm trees.

11. What does Emmett say that Anita is too much of for her own good?
(a) Tall.
(b) Softhearted.
(c) Pretty.
(d) Boistrous.

12. What kind of food does Martha say is going to be at Lonnie's brother's wedding?
(a) Catered dinners.
(b) Cake only.
(c) Finger food.
(d) Gourmet pizza.

13. What is the furthest Sam has run?
(a) Five miles.
(b) Six miles.
(c) Ten miles.
(d) A marathon.

14. When is Lonnie's brother getting married?
(a) Christmas.
(b) Labor Day.
(c) Valentine's Day.
(d) Memorial Day.

15. What does Anita say about the Vietnam War in general, agreeing with what Sam says her mother thinks about the war?
(a) It should be forgotten.
(b) It was the Dark Ages.
(c) It should be remembered.
(d) It was the Golden Age.

Short Answer Questions

1. What has Emmett put on his face that doesn't help his skin condition?

2. What does Sam think of Moon Pie's life?

3. How was the gym decorated for the dance?

4. Why didn't Lonnie get a basketball scholarship to Murray?

5. What is the shape of Lonnie's birthmark?

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