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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of appliance does Jim Timothy offer each member of the church congregation?
(a) Stove.
(b) Refrigerator.
(c) Dryer.
(d) Washer.

2. Beth donates her leg and breasts to ___________ in "Christmas Means Giving."
(a) An animal shelter.
(b) A church.
(c) A woman's shelter.
(d) A research lab.

3. The Cottinghams donate Eileen to _________.
(a) A needy family.
(b) A pirate crew.
(c) Science.
(d) A beggar.

4. How old is the child that the mother performed surgery on, according to Jim Timothy?
(a) Eight.
(b) Six.
(c) Five.
(d) Seven.

5. What are the names of the twins in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Smith and Wesson.
(b) Hudson and Potomac.
(c) Taylor and Weston.
(d) Dan and Bill.

6. How much time does Jim Timothy give the congregation to take him up on his offer?
(a) 3 weeks.
(b) 3 minutes.
(c) 3 hours.
(d) 3 days.

7. What kind of suit is Jim Timothy wearing in church?
(a) Tommy Hilfiger.
(b) Savile Row.
(c) Ralph Lauren.
(d) Adolpho.

8. Jim Timothy's interns only open letters from where?
(a) Churches.
(b) Agents.
(c) Hospitals.
(d) Prisons.

9. Who is Thaddeus Bristol the most annoyed with during the Christmas performances?
(a) Directors.
(b) Actors.
(c) Parents.
(d) Stage crew.

10. What body part does Doug Cottingham donate first?
(a) A lung.
(b) An eye.
(c) A kidney.
(d) A spleen.

11. Who is the attorney of the mother her performed surgery on her own son in "Based Upon a True Story"?
(a) Her father.
(b) Her neighbor.
(c) Her uncle.
(d) Her brother.

12. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?
(a) Oatmeal canisters.
(b) Felt.
(c) Buckets.
(d) Trashcans.

13. According to Thaddeus Bristol, what has no place in the theater?
(a) Cute children.
(b) Sentimentality.
(c) Christmas spirit.
(d) Parental pride.

14. What is Jim Timothy working on now?
(a) Dramas.
(b) Mini-series.
(c) Sitcoms.
(d) News.

15. The son in "Based Upon a True Story" is hit by what kind of truck?
(a) Satellite.
(b) Garbage.
(c) Cable.
(d) Delivery.

Short Answer Questions

1. What was Jim Timothy put in charge of at a rival network?

2. Beth makes a necklace out of __________ in "Christmas Means Giving."

3. Thaddeus Bristol says it's hard to look past Dickens' what?

4. What was Jim Timothy's show about rednecks called?

5. What do the Cottinghams give the beggar the second Thanksgiving he comes along?

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