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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The narrator and his wife Beth in "Christmas Means Giving" set the neighborhood standard for what?
(a) Luxury.
(b) Kindness.
(c) Charity.
(d) Lawncare.

2. What is all over the beggar's beard when he shows up at the narrator's door in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Blood.
(b) Mud.
(c) Jam.
(d) Dressing.

3. One of the actors in "A Christmas Carol" had just lost his foot to what?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Bug bite.
(c) Car accident.
(d) Diabetes.

4. What might the narrator of "Christmas Means Giving" give his wife for a stocking stuffer?
(a) Hedge polisher.
(b) Bowling ball shiner.
(c) Fur-lined jeans.
(d) New car.

5. What do the Cottinghams give the beggar the first time?
(a) A dollar.
(b) A turkey leg.
(c) A coat.
(d) A bite in the leg.

6. Thaddeus Bristol compares the performance at Scottsfield Elementary School to what?
(a) Overstuffed turkey.
(b) Stale bread.
(c) Pumpkin pie.
(d) Mushy stuffing.

7. According to Thaddeus Bristol, what has no place in the theater?
(a) Cute children.
(b) Christmas spirit.
(c) Sentimentality.
(d) Parental pride.

8. What was Jim Timothy put in charge of at a rival network?
(a) News.
(b) Dramatic programming.
(c) Sitcoms.
(d) Soap operas.

9. Beth donates her leg and breasts to ___________ in "Christmas Means Giving."
(a) An animal shelter.
(b) A woman's shelter.
(c) A research lab.
(d) A church.

10. What kind of suit is Jim Timothy wearing in church?
(a) Adolpho.
(b) Savile Row.
(c) Ralph Lauren.
(d) Tommy Hilfiger.

11. How old is the child that the mother performed surgery on, according to Jim Timothy?
(a) Six.
(b) Seven.
(c) Eight.
(d) Five.

12. What is the denomination of the church where Jim Timothy is speaking?
(a) Mormon.
(b) Pentecostal.
(c) Methodist.
(d) Baptist.

13. What does Jim Timothy call the marriage of mini-series and holiday special?
(a) Art.
(b) Brilliance.
(c) Genius.
(d) Disaster.

14. What does each performance receive from the audience, according to Thaddeus Bristol?
(a) Curtain calls.
(b) Coins thrown onstage.
(c) Standing ovations.
(d) Flowers.

15. What is the name of the town where Jim Timothy is speaking to a church congregation?
(a) Jasper's Breath.
(b) Jethro's Breath.
(c) Jacob's Breath.
(d) Jessep's Breath.

Short Answer Questions

1. Jim Timothy describes the congregation as ___________.

2. What does Doug Cottingham have a collection of?

3. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.

4. How old is Eileen Cottingham in "Christmas Means Giving"?

5. Doug Cottingham gives the beggar the keys to his________.

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