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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is Thaddeus Bristol the most annoyed with during the Christmas performances?
(a) Directors.
(b) Actors.
(c) Parents.
(d) Stage crew.

2. How much time does Jim Timothy give the congregation to take him up on his offer?
(a) 3 days.
(b) 3 hours.
(c) 3 weeks.
(d) 3 minutes.

3. How many wives has Jim Timothy had?
(a) 5.
(b) 3.
(c) 2.
(d) 1.

4. What age group are the performers in "A Christmas Carol"?
(a) Fourth graders.
(b) Second graders.
(c) First graders.
(d) Sixth graders.

5. What does the narrator build so he won't be outdone by the Cottinghams?
(a) Soccer field.
(b) Baseball field.
(c) Skating rink.
(d) Rotunda.

6. According to Jim Timothy the child whose mother performed surgery was dying of _________.
(a) Diabetes.
(b) Kidney failure.
(c) Heart failure.
(d) Cancer.

7. What does he narrator give the beggar the first time he sees him in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) A turkey leg.
(b) A coat.
(c) A bite in the leg.
(d) A dollar.

8. Tiny Tim's performance rivals the ________ for brightness.
(a) Spotlight.
(b) Moonlight.
(c) Street light.
(d) Exit sign.

9. Jim Timothy's interns only open letters from where?
(a) Hospitals.
(b) Agents.
(c) Churches.
(d) Prisons.

10. What does Jim Timothy say is an indication he is not from the area?
(a) His teeth.
(b) His hair.
(c) His money.
(d) His accent.

11. Before visiting the church, where else has Jim Timothy recently been?
(a) New York.
(b) London.
(c) Paris.
(d) San Francisco.

12. Jim Timothy touts his skills as a __________.
(a) Communicator.
(b) Christian.
(c) Intellectual.
(d) Fisherman.

13. Thaddeus Bristol compares the performance at Scottsfield Elementary School to what?
(a) Mushy stuffing.
(b) Overstuffed turkey.
(c) Pumpkin pie.
(d) Stale bread.

14. To what charity did the narrator give $2 in "Christmas Means Giving"?
(a) Inner City Headache Fund.
(b) Inner City Holiday Fun.
(c) Clean Water Fund.
(d) Clean Air Fund.

15. How much cash is Jim Timothy offering each member of the church congregation?
(a) $1200.
(b) $1000.
(c) $1500.
(d) $2000.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Jim Timothy call the marriage of mini-series and holiday special?

2. What does the narrator carry around with him to prove his generosity in "Christmas Means Giving"?

3. What does Doug Cottingham have a collection of?

4. What do the Cottinghams give the beggar the first time?

5. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?

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