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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?
(a) Evening news.
(b) Sesame Street.
(c) Law and Order.
(d) American Idol.

2. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) U.S. Army.
(b) Mary Kay.
(c) UPS.
(d) FedEx.

3. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?
(a) Terrance Lane.
(b) Tiffany Circle.
(c) Penelope Court.
(d) Prescott Street.

4. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 11 p.m.
(b) 9 p.m.
(c) 8 p.m.
(d) 10 p.m.

5. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?
(a) Closet.
(b) Bathroom.
(c) Carport.
(d) Porch.

6. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
(a) Drones.
(b) Sheep.
(c) Cows.
(d) Zombies.

7. How old is Khe Sahn Dunbar?
(a) 17.
(b) 22.
(c) 19.
(d) 20.

8. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(a) K & W.
(b) Piccadilly.
(c) Cambridge.
(d) Tiffany.

9. Sedaris's father believes jobs ________.
(a) Build bank accounts.
(b) Interfere with homework.
(c) Improve integrity.
(d) Build character.

10. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Photo Elf.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Pointer Elf.
(d) Usher Elf.

11. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 18.
(b) 17.
(c) 19.
(d) 16.

12. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?
(a) K & W.
(b) Piccadilly.
(c) Tiffany.
(d) Cambridge.

13. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?
(a) Chris Martin.
(b) Paul McCartney.
(c) Huey Lewis.
(d) Phil Collins.

14. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) One Life to Live.
(b) All My Children.
(c) General Hospital.
(d) Days of Our Lives.

15. How old is Kyle Dunbar?
(a) 14.
(b) 12.
(c) 15.
(d) 13.

Short Answer Questions

1. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

2. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?

3. Christmas is causing Sedaris to have a(n) _________ in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore."

4. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?

5. What is the name of the town the Dunbar's live in?

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