2. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?
(a) Inspirational sayings.
(b) Irregular Spanish verbs.
(c) Latin vocabulary.
(d) Pin-ups.

3. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?
(a) 25 minutes.
(b) 26 minutes.
(c) 24 minutes.
(d) 27 minutes.

4. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Lisa.
(c) Dinah.
(d) Mr. Sedaris.

5. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?
(a) Law and Order.
(b) Evening news.
(c) American Idol.
(d) Sesame Street.

6. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Puff.
(d) Snowball.

7. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?
(a) Silk.
(b) Baby clothes.
(c) Trash bags.
(d) Burlap.

8. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Usher Elf.
(b) Pointer Elf.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Maze Elf.

9. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.
(a) December.
(b) January.
(c) July.
(d) August.

10. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?
(a) One half.
(b) One fourth.
(c) One fifth.
(d) One third.

11. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Satan Speaks.
(b) Devil Dunbar.
(c) God Goode.
(d) Jesus Christ.

12. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 43.
(b) 53.
(c) 33.
(d) 23.

13. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?
(a) Crack Baby.
(b) Bad baby.
(c) Idiot.
(d) Loser.

14. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
(a) 16.
(b) 18.
(c) 17.
(d) 19.

15. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Pride.
(b) Pity.
(c) Frustration.
(d) Fear.