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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Christmas Means Giving.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?
(a) 4 months.
(b) 9 months.
(c) 8 months.
(d) 6 months.

2. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.
(a) Angel wings.
(b) Hats.
(c) Sneakers.
(d) Backdrops.

3. Thaddeus Bristol says it's hard to look past Dickens' what?
(a) Heart-warming story.
(b) Dime store morality.
(c) Brilliant dialogue.
(d) Egocentric language.

4. As Sedaris works at the cafeteria, what is he searching for in life?
(a) Wisdom.
(b) Fame.
(c) Joy.
(d) Wealth.

5. What is Jim Timothy's show "Sun Roof Optional" about?
(a) Driving adventures.
(b) Springbreak.
(c) Drowning children.
(d) Detroit.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do the Cottinghams immediately build next door to the narrator?

2. What would the narrator use a silver wand for on Christmas day in "Christmas Means Giving"?

3. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?

4. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

5. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?

(see the answer key)

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