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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Halloween.
(b) Thanksgiving.
(c) Christmas Eve.
(d) Groundhog Day.

2. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 45 seconds.
(b) 30 seconds.
(c) 90 seconds.
(d) 60 seconds.

3. What are all the top hats made from in the performances Thaddeus Bristol sees?
(a) Felt.
(b) Oatmeal canisters.
(c) Buckets.
(d) Trashcans.

4. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?
(a) Laughter.
(b) Hope.
(c) Tears.
(d) Frustration.

5. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?
(a) Newark.
(b) Raleigh.
(c) Atlanta.
(d) St. Louis.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?

2. What kind of dog plays Blitzen in the Scottsfield Elementary School performance?

3. What odor does Thaddeus Bristol complain about at the first school performance?

4. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."

5. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?

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