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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of dog plays Blitzen in the Scottsfield Elementary School performance?
(a) Poodle.
(b) Basset hound.
(c) Great Dane.
(d) Golden retriever.

2. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Snowball.
(d) Puff.

3. One of the actors in "A Christmas Carol" had just lost his foot to what?
(a) Car accident.
(b) Cancer.
(c) Bug bite.
(d) Diabetes.

4. What was the name of the actor who played Scrooge?
(a) Wilbur.
(b) Milton.
(c) Hershel.
(d) Benny.

5. What is Thaddeus Bristol's opinion of "A Christmas Carol" in general?
(a) A dud.
(b) A classic.
(c) A masterpiece.
(d) A stinker.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

2. What does Thaddeus Bristol say is ironically missing from each performance?

3. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?

4. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?

5. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

(see the answer key)

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