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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many of Santa's visitors does Sedaris estimate are adults?
(a) One fourth.
(b) One half.
(c) One third.
(d) One fifth.

2. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?
(a) John.
(b) Joey.
(c) Timothy.
(d) Todd.

3. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Lazy.
(b) Frightened.
(c) Smart.
(d) Kind.

4. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?
(a) The dryer.
(b) Under a bed.
(c) A closet.
(d) The washer.

5. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
(a) Drones.
(b) Sheep.
(c) Zombies.
(d) Cows.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

2. Where does Sedaris arrive in New York City?

3. What does David try to get Lisa to listen to on the radio as they are driving somewhere on her birthday?

4. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?

5. Christmas is causing Sedaris to have a(n) _________ in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore."

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