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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where did Sedaris apply for a job the day before seeing the SanatLand ad?
(a) U.S. Army.
(b) FedEx.
(c) Mary Kay.
(d) UPS.

2. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Smart.
(b) Frightened.
(c) Lazy.
(d) Kind.

3. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Nothing.
(b) Plastic bags.
(c) Silk slip.
(d) Bikini.

4. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 43.
(b) 33.
(c) 23.
(d) 53.

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Car.
(b) Hair-dryer.
(c) Phone.
(d) Computer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?

2. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?

3. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?

4. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

5. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

(see the answer key)

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