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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How old is Kyle Dunbar?
(a) 15.
(b) 14.
(c) 12.
(d) 13.

2. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?
(a) A revelation.
(b) A car chase.
(c) A gun fight.
(d) A joke.

3. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) Santa Fe.
(b) Denver.
(c) Las Vegas.
(d) St. Louis.

4. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Photo Elf.
(b) Pointer Elf.
(c) Usher Elf.
(d) Maze Elf.

5. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?
(a) December 16.
(b) December 18.
(c) December12.
(d) December 14.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?

2. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?

3. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?

4. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?

5. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?

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