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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $5.
(b) $10.
(c) $1.
(d) $3.

2. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 5.
(b) 10.
(c) 15.
(d) 2.

3. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?
(a) Santa Fe.
(b) Denver.
(c) Las Vegas.
(d) St. Louis.

4. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Jesus Christ.
(b) Satan Speaks.
(c) Devil Dunbar.
(d) God Goode.

5. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?
(a) The dryer.
(b) A closet.
(c) Under a bed.
(d) The washer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?

2. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?

3. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?

4. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

5. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?

(see the answer key)

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