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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?
(a) 26 minutes.
(b) 27 minutes.
(c) 24 minutes.
(d) 25 minutes.

2. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.
(a) Pay.
(b) Car.
(c) Uniforms.
(d) Perks.

3. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Pointer Elf.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Usher Elf.
(d) Photo Elf.

4. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?
(a) Gerald.
(b) Geoff.
(c) Gene.
(d) Gus.

5. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?
(a) Piccadilly.
(b) Tiffany.
(c) Cambridge.
(d) K & W.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?

2. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"

3. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?

4. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.

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