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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.
(a) Managers.
(b) Students.
(c) Women.
(d) Convicts.

2. In "Socrates and Company," Sedaris would travel the world with a _________.
(a) Entourage.
(b) Dog.
(c) Cat.
(d) Monkey.

3. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?
(a) The dryer.
(b) Under a bed.
(c) The washer.
(d) A closet.

4. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Christmas Eve.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Thanksgiving.
(d) Groundhog Day.

5. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?
(a) 25 minutes.
(b) 27 minutes.
(c) 26 minutes.
(d) 24 minutes.

Short Answer Questions

1. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?

2. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?

3. What is Sedaris's elf name?

4. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?

5. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.

(see the answer key)

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