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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How much money does Lisa give Sedaris to get him to go somewhere with her on the birthday?
(a) $1.
(b) $3.
(c) $5.
(d) $10.

2. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) General Hospital.
(b) All My Children.
(c) One Life to Live.
(d) Days of Our Lives.

3. What is the date of the day that Jocelyn Dunbar leaves Khe Sahn in charge of the baby?
(a) December 18.
(b) December12.
(c) December 16.
(d) December 14.

4. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?
(a) Sesame Street.
(b) Law and Order.
(c) Evening news.
(d) American Idol.

5. Lisa agrees to give Sedaris unlimited use of her ________ to get him to go somewhere with her on birthday.
(a) Hair-dryer.
(b) Car.
(c) Computer.
(d) Phone.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris believes his sister Lisa's greatest desire was to be _________.

2. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.

3. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?

4. Where does Sedaris picture Socrates helping after he loses his memory?

5. Sedaris hopes to end every episode of "Socrates and Company" with what?

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