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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Dinah, the Christmas Whore.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
(a) Zombies.
(b) Sheep.
(c) Drones.
(d) Cows.

2. Sedaris believes his sister Lisa's greatest desire was to be _________.
(a) Annoying.
(b) Exotic.
(c) Famous.
(d) Typical.

3. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .
(a) Camcorder.
(b) Taco.
(c) Dog.
(d) Hot dog.

4. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 3 weeks.
(b) 6 months.
(c) 6 weeks.
(d) 3 months.

5. Sedaris discovers while working at the cafeteria that most people are what?
(a) Frightened.
(b) Smart.
(c) Kind.
(d) Lazy.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?

2. What is the name of the neighbor who reports seeing Jocelyn Dunbar on the afternoon of the murder?

3. What item of Dinah's do the Sedaris girls try on?

4. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.

5. How old is Kyle Dunbar?

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