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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Nothing.
(b) Plastic bags.
(c) Bikini.
(d) Silk slip.

2. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Dismal.
(b) Frightening.
(c) Good.
(d) Promising.

3. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.
(a) Elf costume.
(b) Holiday season.
(c) Cash register.
(d) Children.

4. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Jesus Christ.
(b) Satan Speaks.
(c) God Goode.
(d) Devil Dunbar.

5. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Snowball.
(c) Puff.
(d) Crumpet.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of the street the Dunbar's live on?

2. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?

3. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?

4. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?

5. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?

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