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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
(a) Satan Speaks.
(b) God Goode.
(c) Devil Dunbar.
(d) Jesus Christ.

2. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.
(a) 1400.
(b) 600.
(c) 1000.
(d) 1200.

3. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Irish Spring.
(b) Ivory.
(c) Dove.
(d) Petal soft.

4. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?
(a) Nebraska.
(b) Missouri.
(c) New York.
(d) Kansas.

5. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) Cambodia.
(b) Vietnam.
(c) Korea.
(d) China.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.

2. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

3. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?

4. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.

5. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

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