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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the only thing they sell in SantaLand?
(a) Posters.
(b) Toys.
(c) Candy canes.
(d) Photos.

2. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Camcorder.
(b) Taco.
(c) Hot dog.
(d) Dog.

3. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Pointer Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Usher Elf.

4. What is Sedaris's elf name?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Puff.
(c) Crumpet.
(d) Snowball.

5. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 45 seconds.
(b) 30 seconds.
(c) 60 seconds.
(d) 90 seconds.

Short Answer Questions

1. Sedaris compares Sallie Mae to a __________.

2. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

3. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.

4. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?

5. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.

(see the answer key)

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