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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The SantaLand Diaries.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How old is Sedaris is "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 53.
(b) 23.
(c) 33.
(d) 43.

2. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
(a) 90 seconds.
(b) 30 seconds.
(c) 45 seconds.
(d) 60 seconds.

3. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 3 months.
(b) 3 weeks.
(c) 6 weeks.
(d) 6 months.

4. SantaLand is part of Macy's ___________.
(a) Herald Square
(b) Grand Central Station.
(c) Times Square.
(d) Central Park.

5. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.
(a) Holiday season.
(b) Cash register.
(c) Children.
(d) Elf costume.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?

2. According to Sedaris, Sallie Mae is located where?

3. Where is David Sedaris when he sees the SantaLand ad?

4. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?

5. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?

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