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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Thaddeus Bristol compare children's Christmas pageants to at the beginning of his story?
(a) Cancer.
(b) Candy.
(c) Coronary.
(d) Crime.

2. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Usher Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Maze Elf.
(d) Pointer Elf.

3. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?
(a) Gene.
(b) Gus.
(c) Gerald.
(d) Geoff.

4. Tiny Tim's performance rivals the ________ for brightness.
(a) Moonlight.
(b) Street light.
(c) Exit sign.
(d) Spotlight.

5. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 6 months.
(b) 3 weeks.
(c) 3 months.
(d) 6 weeks.

Short Answer Questions

1. What show does Thaddeus Bristol say the Scottsfield Dinner Theater put on in 1994?

2. What item of Dinah's do the Sedaris girls try on?

3. Thaddeus Bristol compares the three wise men to what in one performance?

4. How long was Clifford Dunbar married the first time?

5. What does Thaddeus Bristol refer to the performers as at Jane Snow-Hernandez Elementary School?

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