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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of dog plays Blitzen in the Scottsfield Elementary School performance?
(a) Poodle.
(b) Golden retriever.
(c) Great Dane.
(d) Basset hound.

2. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(a) Taco.
(b) Dog.
(c) Camcorder.
(d) Hot dog.

3. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Photo Elf.
(b) Magic Star.
(c) Elf Island.
(d) Maze Elf.

4. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Petal soft.
(b) Ivory.
(c) Dove.
(d) Irish Spring.

5. What is the first name of Khe Sahn Dunbar's interpreter?
(a) Lloyd.
(b) Lonnie.
(c) Luby.
(d) Luke.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many letters did Clifford Dunbar send to his wife while he was in the service?

2. What is Sedaris's reaction to seeing the SantaLand ad?

3. What is Sedaris's elf name?

4. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.

5. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?

(see the answer key)

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