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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) Rubber bands.
(b) Spray paint.
(c) Glue.
(d) Pipe cleaners.

2. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
(a) He got in a fight with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(b) He bit down on an olive pit.
(c) He fell down.
(d) Eve hit him in the mouth.

3. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) Coffee mugs.
(b) Bumper stickers.
(c) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(d) T-shirts.

4. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?
(a) Scientologists.
(b) Athiests.
(c) Christians.
(d) Jains.

5. Who is Dolly the cloned sheep named after?
(a) Dolly Parton.
(b) Dolly Madison.
(c) Dolly from "Family Circus."
(d) Dolly Levi.

Short Answer Questions

1. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"

2. What holiday falls on September 19th every year?

3. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?

4. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"

5. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?

Short Essay Questions

1. What is implied in the photograph that shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster present at a lunar landing?

2. What retail store does Henderson mention in the section dedicated to the Pastafarian holiday called "Holiday," and why does he mention that store?

3. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster tell the midget to create pasta?

4. Why do bad things happen to good people if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is benevolent?

5. What about the pasta shape called couscous supports the assertion that the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives "a gift of pasta to which [people] can understand?"

6. Name three things that are necessary to do or have in order to act like a Pirate.

7. What does Henderson say to Evolutionists in his "Final Note?"

8. What did Giordano Bruno do as a spy against the Catholics that causes Henderson to dub him "a major asshole?"

9. Why does Henderson suggest gluing the googly eyes to pipe-cleaners first while making the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

10. What is the significance of the hieroglyph that allegedly shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an Egyptian tomb?

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