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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What animal causes Henderson to question the process of natural selection?
(a) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(b) The duck-billed platypus.
(c) The horny toad.
(d) The hippopotamus.

2. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Six feet one inch.
(b) Four feet ten inches.
(c) Five feet ten inches.
(d) Eight feet two inches.

3. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Seven feet nine inches.
(b) Three feet four inches.
(c) Five feet three inches.
(d) Four feet six inches.

4. What does Henderson say witches eat?
(a) Children.
(b) Computers.
(c) Calculators.
(d) Spaghetti.

5. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
(a) To make man feel better about himself.
(b) To provide amusement for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) To make men feel inferior.
(d) To make children feel taller.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Henderson expect the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity to be admitted into accepted science?

2. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"

3. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?

4. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"

5. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

Short Essay Questions

1. What discovery about penicillium mold and bacteria was first noticed by Sir Alexander Fleming?

2. In Longshanks' note, how does Longshanks describe the concepts of Intelligent Design and Evolution?

3. What does Henderson say is the more likely ancestor of humanity; apes or Pirates? Why?

4. Why does Henderson write, "I can safely say, then, that anyone against the inclusion of supernatural theories into science wants children to starve?"

5. What are some of the "disturbing rumors" about Bobby Henderson that Longshanks lists in his note?

6. Henderson asserts that the Earth is actually 5,000 years old. How does he explain the scientific evidence that the Earth is actually billions of years old?

7. Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is "trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze" instead of eradicating what negative elements?

8. According to Snodgrass and Jaffari, what was the Flying Spaghetti Monster's state of mind when he created the universe?

9. Why did Portuguese sailors give the dodo bird its name?

10. According to Henderson, why is college so expensive?

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