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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say about other religions?
(a) They are imitating Pastafarianism.
(b) They are based on superstition.
(c) They are misguided.
(d) They are silly.

2. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."
(a) Pasta.
(b) Oak trees.
(c) Bums.
(d) Laurels.

3. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?
(a) Sacrifices.
(b) Communion.
(c) Tithing.
(d) Community Service.

4. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Vandalize science classrooms.
(b) Give it to a non-believer.
(c) Tag Intelligent Design textbooks.
(d) Spread the word in interesting places.

5. What holiday falls on September 19th every year?
(a) International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Holiday.
(d) Ramendan.

6. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?
(a) Girl Scout troops.
(b) Hari Krishnas.
(c) Beggars.
(d) Christian televangelists.

7. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
(a) They are terrible dancers.
(b) They have venereal diseases.
(c) They are expensive.
(d) They are all ugly.

8. According to Henderson, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the only religion supported by what?
(a) SuperScience.
(b) A carbohydrate-based deity.
(c) Hard science.
(d) Enthusiastic scientists.

9. The "major new fund raising campaign" Henderson mentions involves which two elements?
(a) Time-travel and Bingo.
(b) Invisible ink and Bingo.
(c) The lottery and invisible ink.
(d) Time-travel and the lottery.

10. What holiday honors the era when Pirates freely roamed the Earth?
(a) Holiday.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Friday.
(d) Ramendan.

11. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The cannons.
(b) The captain's wheel.
(c) The mast.
(d) The rigging.

12. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?
(a) Christians.
(b) Athiests.
(c) Scientologists.
(d) Jains.

13. Who does Henderson say is known as "The Original Renaissance Man?"
(a) John Scopes.
(b) Giordano Bruno.
(c) Charles Darwin.
(d) Leonardo Da Vinci.

14. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Germany.
(b) Greece.
(c) Japan.
(d) Croatia.

15. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) The Colosseum.
(b) The Great Wall of China.
(c) The Taj Mahal.
(d) Ankgor Wat.

Short Answer Questions

1. What organization should receive copies of all documentation of Pastafarian persecution?

2. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?

3. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?

4. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?

5. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

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