2. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?
(a) Static electricity.
(b) Electricity.
(c) Centrifugal force.
(d) Gravity.

3. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
(a) 6,000,000,000 years.
(b) 5,000 years.
(c) 6,000 years.
(d) 1,000,000 years.

4. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.
(b) The FSM likes short people.
(c) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.
(d) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.

5. In "More Evidence," where does Henderson look for evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Elementary schools.
(b) Colleges and universities.
(c) Preschools.
(d) Day-care centers.

6. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Republican or Democrat.
(b) Ham or salami.
(c) Coke or Pepsi.
(d) Target or Wal-Mart.

7. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
(a) That communion wafers are poisonous.
(b) The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) That pasta is better than bread.
(d) The meatballs are healthy.

8. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
(a) Religion.
(b) German.
(c) Japanese.
(d) Science.

9. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?
(a) Empirical evidence.
(b) Examples.
(c) Enthusiastic proponents.
(d) Supporting photographs.

10. What does Henderson say is the difference between Intelligent Design and Pastafarianism?
(a) Pastafarianism is more fun.
(b) Intelligent Design is wrong and Pastafarianism is right.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster likes Pastafarianism better.
(d) Intelligent Design is too intelligent.

11. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) Remote controls.
(b) DNA.
(c) Mud.
(d) Spare television parts.

12. Scientists say kiwi birds never developed what ability?
(a) The ability of flight.
(b) The ability to see at night.
(c) The ability to sing.
(d) The ability to run quickly.

13. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Four feet six inches.
(b) Seven feet nine inches.
(c) Three feet four inches.
(d) Five feet three inches.

14. When did the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveal Himself to man?
(a) About 2,500 years ago.
(b) He has not revealed himself yet.
(c) About 5,000 years ago.
(d) 100 years ago.

15. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.
(b) He has a sense of humor.
(c) He was sleep-deprived.
(d) He was drunk.