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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. When completing Henderson's experiment, how long should one boil the subatomic strings?
(a) Nine hours, or twelve lightyears, whichever comes first.
(b) About an hour, or possibly several million years.
(c) Until they are done.
(d) Approximately seven years.
2. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"
(a) Artificial selection.
(b) Subconscious selection.
(c) Natural selection.
(d) Conscious selection.
3. Henderson says that kiwi birds are going extinct for what reason?
(a) They are stupid.
(b) They are ugly.
(c) They are lazy.
(d) They make good pets.
4. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) A beard.
(b) A band of marauders.
(c) An eyepatch.
(d) A barrel of rum.
5. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?
(a) The Mormons.
(b) The Buddhists.
(c) The Jains.
(d) The Christians.
Short Answer Questions
1. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
2. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
3. Who does Henderson say is known as "The Original Renaissance Man?"
4. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
5. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
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