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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the 'subject in crisis'?"
(a) Mathematics.
(b) History.
(c) Science.
(d) Humanities.
2. Henderson says that the universe's matrix of springs is vibrating to what sound?
(a) Noodly music.
(b) Saucy singing.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's guitar.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's voice.
3. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?
(a) "Born Agains."
(b) "Catholics."
(c) "Presbyterians."
(d) "Moderates."
4. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) String theory.
(c) Alternative theories.
(d) Biology.
5. When did the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveal Himself to man?
(a) 100 years ago.
(b) About 2,500 years ago.
(c) About 5,000 years ago.
(d) He has not revealed himself yet.
Short Answer Questions
1. According to Henderson, people are playing politics with what topic?
2. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
3. What does Henderson say about other religions?
4. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
5. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?
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