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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?
(a) Electricity.
(b) Tornadoes.
(c) Rain.
(d) Static cling.

2. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) Their experiments have been disproven.
(b) They had no sense of humor.
(c) They all have terrible haircuts.
(d) They are all dead.

3. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?
(a) Alberto.
(b) Alejandro.
(c) Retardo.
(d) Fernando.

4. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?
(a) He had light left over from the sun.
(b) It was the FSM's discarded first attempt at creating the sun.
(c) He thought it would look nice.
(d) The night was too dark.

5. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?
(a) They were sunk by enemy Pirates.
(b) They were poorly built.
(c) They were overloaded.
(d) The Pirates were poor sailors.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is scrapple made of?

2. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"

3. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?

4. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

5. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?

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