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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What image does Henderson use to describe the usefulness of Evolution?
(a) A scope on a submarine.
(b) A porthole on a cruise ship.
(c) A screen door on a submarine.
(d) A smoke stack on a freight ship.

2. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?
(a) Moving objects.
(b) Static electricity and cloth.
(c) Massive particles.
(d) Shiny surfaces.

3. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's involvement.
(b) A miracle.
(c) A new model for dialogue that considers both sides.
(d) A sit-down meal with Evolutionists and proponents of Intelligent Design.

4. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?
(a) A wafer.
(b) Pasta.
(c) Nothing.
(d) Bread.

5. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
(a) Japanese.
(b) German.
(c) Religion.
(d) Science.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does SuperScience stand for?

2. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?

3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

4. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?

5. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"

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