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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
(a) Made volcanoes.
(b) Stepped on Atlantis.
(c) Overslept.
(d) Created life.

2. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?
(a) Evolution.
(b) High school.
(c) Rush hour.
(d) Youth group.

3. What does Henderson say are the two forms of selection?
(a) Natural selection and sexual selection.
(b) Conscious selection and sexual selection.
(c) Subconscious selection and natural selection.
(d) Natural selection and conscious selection.

4. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) A worldwide plague.
(b) More pasta.
(c) An increase in Pirates.
(d) Global warming.

5. What does Henderson say witches eat?
(a) Spaghetti.
(b) Children.
(c) Calculators.
(d) Computers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"

2. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?

3. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?

4. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?

5. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?

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