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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through A Chronicler's Sin through Deportation at Breakfast.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. A man knocks on a woman's door, hoping to sell a lampshade. What part of the man's body is missing?
(a) Ear.
(b) Leg.
(c) Hands.
(d) Feet.

2. You should always do what to bread to make sure that it's fresh?
(a) Smell.
(b) Squeeze.
(c) Rub.
(d) Poke.

3. In "Mandy Shupe," a mother tells her daughter a story about Many Shupe, who is a ______.
(a) Jehovah's Witness.
(b) Social worker.
(c) Singer.
(d) Mennonite.

4. In "I Get Smart," a woman initially owns ____ cats.
(a) 2.
(b) 3.
(c) 4.
(d) 6.

5. A woman contemplates making a phone call to which of the following?
(a) Husband's mistress.
(b) Lover's wife.
(c) Lawyer.
(d) Doctor.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which plant should get plenty of water so it does not make your throat itch?

2. After the man returns from the war, he plays one sport for two weeks. What is the sport?

3. What kind of disease is contracted by the family cat?

4. Pumpkins remind the person of which disease?

5. What is the only item that does not break?

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