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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who joins Nick and Jonathan for the game against Brighton?
(a) Mrs. Hornby.
(b) Rat.
(c) Nick's girlfriend.
(d) Mr. Hornby.

2. What does the girl Nick falls in love with study?
(a) Psychology.
(b) Literature.
(c) Philosophy.
(d) Teaching.

3. Who does Arsenal lose to in the 1978 FA Cup final?
(a) Aston VIlla.
(b) Ipswich.
(c) Derby.
(d) Manchester Utd.

4. What does Hornby call the Liverpool Arsenal game in 1989?
(a) The scariest game of his life.
(b) The greatest game ever.
(c) The Michael Thomas wonder.
(d) The heart attack.

5. How does the government change football stadiums to make them safer?
(a) Ban alcohol.
(b) Ban known hooligans.
(c) Turn them into all seater.
(d) Take down wire fences.

6. What does Nick miss when he goes to a Charlton game?
(a) His child's birth.
(b) A close friend's birthday.
(c) His mother's birthday.
(d) His grandparents' anniversary.

7. In which competition does Arsenal beat Tottenham in this section?
(a) The European Cup.
(b) The UEFA Cup.
(c) The FA Cup
(d) The Littlewoods Cup.

8. What team does Nick start watching as well as Arsenal?
(a) Oxford Utd.
(b) Cambridge Utd.
(c) Bristol City.
(d) Bristol Rovers.

9. What does Nick's friend do with the sugar mouse after he drops it in the road?
(a) He stamps on it.
(b) He sits on it.
(c) He eats it.
(d) He kicks it.

10. What section does Nick buy season tickets for?
(a) The South Stand.
(b) The standing section.
(c) The North Stand.
(d) The seated section.

11. What does Nick's girlfriend think of the experience of watching Arsenal play?
(a) Ridiculous.
(b) Depressing.
(c) Funny.
(d) Stupid.

12. Who joins Arsenal at the same time Nick quits his teaching job?
(a) Ian Wright.
(b) Charlie Nicholas.
(c) Martin Keown.
(d) Alan Smith.

13. What does Nick say he cheers during the West Ham Arsenal game?
(a) An own goal.
(b) A bad foul.
(c) A red card.
(d) A streaker.

14. What does Nick say he can no longer use his youth to excuse?
(a) His obsession for Arsenal.
(b) His lack of money.
(c) His lack of ambition.
(d) His depression.

15. What competition does Arsenal win in this section?
(a) The FA Cup.
(b) The league.
(c) The UEFA Cup.
(d) The League Cup.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Arsenal play at Wembley in this section?

2. What team does Arsenal play on the twenty second of August, 1989?

3. What foreign team does Arsenal play in this section?

4. What does Nick realize about himself in comparison to the other Arsenal players?

5. What does Nick do while his friends take his girlfriend to the medics?

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