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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the creator say the Big Bang could just as easily have been?
(a) A Concerto.
(b) A Big Hiss.
(c) A Quick Clap.
(d) A Bit of a Burp.

2. What does Elenor's child call Private Archeios?
(a) Giddy Up.
(b) Lavaeolus.
(c) Miss Stinkies.
(d) Mr. Poo.

3. After transporting out of Tsort, what do Eric and Rincewind notice is absent from their mouths?
(a) Food.
(b) Teeth.
(c) Sound.
(d) Saliva.

4. What does the creator say he runs out of ideas for?
(a) Clouds.
(b) Trees.
(c) Sandwiches.
(d) Snowflakes.

5. What kind of sandwich does the creator give to Rincewind?
(a) Salmon and caper.
(b) Tuna fish.
(c) Egg and cress.
(d) Chicken salad.

6. What does Rincewind think no one will be interested in a war fought over?
(a) A quite pleasant lady.
(b) The spoils of a homeless man.
(c) Horse races.
(d) Orange juice.

7. How long will it take Lavaeolus to get home after the war?
(a) Four months.
(b) Two years.
(c) Five days.
(d) Ten years.

8. What does Eric want to be when he grows up?
(a) Eunuch.
(b) Wizard.
(c) Succubus.
(d) Soldier.

9. What is Astfgl's punishment for the demon that let living humans into Hell?
(a) For him to be disassembled.
(b) Suspension in a pit of boiling oil.
(c) Filing mountains of paperwork.
(d) Commendations.

10. What do the demons supply in abundance for Astfgl in his new office?
(a) The souls of clever men.
(b) Paperwork.
(c) Pitchforks.
(d) Assistants.

11. A child in the Tsortean citadel says, "_______ is a silly."
(a) Miss Stinkies.
(b) Horses.
(c) Mr. Beekle.
(d) Ephebians.

12. When Astfgl catches up to Rincewind and Eric in hell, he is in a calm rage. Only a faint trace of ______ betrays how he really feels.
(a) Craziness.
(b) Snarling.
(c) Fire.
(d) Spittle.

13. Where does Elenor say the rest of the Tsorteans are?
(a) Mooning on the toppless towers.
(b) Inside the wooden horse.
(c) Starting Tsort on fire.
(d) On the battlements throwing rocks.

14. Who is supposed to be along soon after the creator to "take care of all the people, etc," since the creator never seems "to get the arms and legs right?"
(a) Demon lords.
(b) Gods.
(c) Quantum mechanics.
(d) The shapers.

15. Urglefloggah doesn't think _____ people would last more than five minutes in hell.
(a) Heroic.
(b) Happy.
(c) Sane.
(d) Live.

Short Answer Questions

1. Life might have turned out more piquant, with a little extra cream in it if only there had been _______on the sandwich.

2. What is Eric disappointed not to find in Hell?

3. What is Lavaeolus afraid of?

4. What do the demon lords dread receiving from Astfgl?

5. What are the signs of a diseased mind, according to Rincewind?

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